CSNbbs

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment
to find out something 'exciting' and relate it to the
class the next day.
When the time came to present what they'd found,
the first Little boy the teacher called on walked up to
the front of the Class .
And with a piece of chalk, made a small white
dot on the Blackboard; then sat back down.

Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was.

"It's a period," he replied "

I can see that," said the teacher, "but what is so
'exciting' About a period?"

"Darned if I know," he said,
"but this morning my sister was 'missing' one. Mommy
fainted; daddy had a heart attack, and the boy next
door joined the Navy.

lmfao

mobileblazer Wrote:lmfao

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Blzer4Life Wrote:

mobileblazer Wrote:lmfao

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LOL!

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks,
"Bartender, got any specials today?"
Bartender answers, "Yes, as a matter of
Fact we have a new drink, invented by
A gynecologist patron of ours.

It's a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Smirnoff Vodka."

The guy asks, "Good grief, what do you call that?"

The bartender replied, "It's a "Pabst Smir."