03-21-2011, 11:04 PM
03-21-2011, 11:22 PM
You might be a Democrat if ....
... You want to impeach Dubya for war crimes, but see no problem with Obama's continuation of the exact same foreign policy.
... You claim to be for defending civil liberties and blasting Dubya for eroding them, but see no problem in Obama's continuation of the exact same policies.
... You think corporations are the root of all evil everywhere, want to destroy them all, and simultaneously wonder why there is unemployment.
... You want a minimum wage to help unskilled workers, then wonder why unskilled workers are replaced with robots.
... You want to allow government employees to collective bargain with the people they elect, a conflict of interest so great even FDR spoke out against it and expressly prohibited it.
... You look at the DMV as the model of government enterprise efficiency and want the government to take over more areas of the economy such as health care.
... You look at rationed care in other socialized medicine systems and pine for it here.
... You think Obama hasn't lied repeatedly and blatantly.
... You read the story of Robin Hood and think it's how the government should work.
... You get angry when somebody breaks into your house and steals things, but see no problem whatsoever in taxes.
... You think the taxes on "rich" people should be restored to their pre-JFK rates of 90%+ on the highest income levels, and simultaneously wonder why the mega rich hold dual citizenships or expatriate outright.
... You have never run a business in your entire life, yet you feel qualified to run everybody else's life and the economy for them.
... You consider yourself pro-choice yet actively engage in restricting economic choice in nearly every facet of enterprise.
... You hold a liberal arts degree no matter what it is and no matter what institution granted it.
... You have a likeness of Che anywhere, no matter what it is on.
... You have owned at any time for any reason a Prius.
... You are better able to identify Hollywood C-Listers than US Congressmen.
... You believe in treating animals better than veterans or have ever given even a cent to PETA.
... You claim to loathe racism, but see no problem in institutionalizing it via college admissions or affirmative action.
... You claim to loathe racism, but get busted at a Rand Paul rally acting racist hours before you campaign for a Democrat.
... You claim to loathe racism, but are drowning in so much white bourgeois guilt that you insult other races by implying they're not capable of the same level of achievement.
... You have read more words from a Harry Potter book than the US Constitution.
... You've never developed a skill set to attain employment above the level of the food service industry.
... You b*tch about Fox News, but see no problems with MSNBC.
... You believe in global warming.... or climate change.... or climate disturbance.... or whatever the latest greenwashing name that is in vogue is.
... You believe Al Gore invented the internet.
... You look at our education system and think more money is the answer.
... You want to impeach Dubya for war crimes, but see no problem with Obama's continuation of the exact same foreign policy.
... You claim to be for defending civil liberties and blasting Dubya for eroding them, but see no problem in Obama's continuation of the exact same policies.
... You think corporations are the root of all evil everywhere, want to destroy them all, and simultaneously wonder why there is unemployment.
... You want a minimum wage to help unskilled workers, then wonder why unskilled workers are replaced with robots.
... You want to allow government employees to collective bargain with the people they elect, a conflict of interest so great even FDR spoke out against it and expressly prohibited it.
... You look at the DMV as the model of government enterprise efficiency and want the government to take over more areas of the economy such as health care.
... You look at rationed care in other socialized medicine systems and pine for it here.
... You think Obama hasn't lied repeatedly and blatantly.
... You read the story of Robin Hood and think it's how the government should work.
... You get angry when somebody breaks into your house and steals things, but see no problem whatsoever in taxes.
... You think the taxes on "rich" people should be restored to their pre-JFK rates of 90%+ on the highest income levels, and simultaneously wonder why the mega rich hold dual citizenships or expatriate outright.
... You have never run a business in your entire life, yet you feel qualified to run everybody else's life and the economy for them.
... You consider yourself pro-choice yet actively engage in restricting economic choice in nearly every facet of enterprise.
... You hold a liberal arts degree no matter what it is and no matter what institution granted it.
... You have a likeness of Che anywhere, no matter what it is on.
... You have owned at any time for any reason a Prius.
... You are better able to identify Hollywood C-Listers than US Congressmen.
... You believe in treating animals better than veterans or have ever given even a cent to PETA.
... You claim to loathe racism, but see no problem in institutionalizing it via college admissions or affirmative action.
... You claim to loathe racism, but get busted at a Rand Paul rally acting racist hours before you campaign for a Democrat.
... You claim to loathe racism, but are drowning in so much white bourgeois guilt that you insult other races by implying they're not capable of the same level of achievement.
... You have read more words from a Harry Potter book than the US Constitution.
... You've never developed a skill set to attain employment above the level of the food service industry.
... You b*tch about Fox News, but see no problems with MSNBC.
... You believe in global warming.... or climate change.... or climate disturbance.... or whatever the latest greenwashing name that is in vogue is.
... You believe Al Gore invented the internet.
... You look at our education system and think more money is the answer.
03-22-2011, 08:48 AM
(03-21-2011 11:22 PM)georgia_tech_swagger Wrote: [ -> ]You might be a Democrat if ....
... You want to impeach Dubya for war crimes, but see no problem with Obama's continuation of the exact same foreign policy.
... You claim to be for defending civil liberties and blasting Dubya for eroding them, but see no problem in Obama's continuation of the exact same policies.
... You think corporations are the root of all evil everywhere, want to destroy them all, and simultaneously wonder why there is unemployment.
... You want a minimum wage to help unskilled workers, then wonder why unskilled workers are replaced with robots.
... You want to allow government employees to collective bargain with the people they elect, a conflict of interest so great even FDR spoke out against it and expressly prohibited it.
... You look at the DMV as the model of government enterprise efficiency and want the government to take over more areas of the economy such as health care.
... You look at rationed care in other socialized medicine systems and pine for it here.
... You think Obama hasn't lied repeatedly and blatantly.
... You read the story of Robin Hood and think it's how the government should work.
... You get angry when somebody breaks into your house and steals things, but see no problem whatsoever in taxes.
... You think the taxes on "rich" people should be restored to their pre-JFK rates of 90%+ on the highest income levels, and simultaneously wonder why the mega rich hold dual citizenships or expatriate outright.
... You have never run a business in your entire life, yet you feel qualified to run everybody else's life and the economy for them.
... You consider yourself pro-choice yet actively engage in restricting economic choice in nearly every facet of enterprise.
... You hold a liberal arts degree no matter what it is and no matter what institution granted it.
... You have a likeness of Che anywhere, no matter what it is on.
... You have owned at any time for any reason a Prius.
... You are better able to identify Hollywood C-Listers than US Congressmen.
... You believe in treating animals better than veterans or have ever given even a cent to PETA.
... You claim to loathe racism, but see no problem in institutionalizing it via college admissions or affirmative action.
... You claim to loathe racism, but get busted at a Rand Paul rally acting racist hours before you campaign for a Democrat.
... You claim to loathe racism, but are drowning in so much white bourgeois guilt that you insult other races by implying they're not capable of the same level of achievement.
... You have read more words from a Harry Potter book than the US Constitution.
... You've never developed a skill set to attain employment above the level of the food service industry.
... You b*tch about Fox News, but see no problems with MSNBC.
... You believe in global warming.... or climate change.... or climate disturbance.... or whatever the latest greenwashing name that is in vogue is.
... You believe Al Gore invented the internet.
... You look at our education system and think more money is the answer.
This.
....You believe that government has the obligation to make my life better.
03-22-2011, 11:33 AM
(03-21-2011 11:04 PM)TJfan Wrote: [ -> ]Hilarious, but spot on:
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2011/02/16/...%E2%80%A6/
I disagree. This garbage has nothing to do with the Tea Party IMO.
03-22-2011, 12:00 PM
A little fact check. You might be a liber if you post "facts" about the tea party, with clear intension to knowingly lie and slander a group of people you openly hate.
The Dow Jones Industrial Average closed at 8123 on 1/22/09.
The Dow Jones Industrial Average closed at 8123 on 1/22/09.
Quote:17) When Barack Obama was sworn in, the Dow Jones was at 6500. Today, it’s at 12,400, almost double where it was. And at that time, the economy was shedding 700,000 jobs per month, a trend that has been arrested and reversed ever since. From that, you deduce Obama’s the one who wrecked the economy.
03-22-2011, 12:08 PM
(03-21-2011 11:04 PM)TJfan Wrote: [ -> ]Hilarious, but spot on:
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2011/02/16/...%E2%80%A6/
I only had to read #1 to debunk the 'spot on part'
Quote:1) You’re offended at any suggestion that the Tea Party is racist, even though nobody objects when people show up at your rallies with blatantly racist signs and slogans.
Really?
Tea Party members condeming racist, asking him to leave:
African Americans at a Tea Party Being asked about Racism:
And, hilarious, a MSM reporter trying to imply that a good black person needs to think what the left wants them to believe:
If #1 is that far off no point in reading the others...
03-22-2011, 12:21 PM
You might be a "*********" if .......
you are a Democrat living in San Francisco.
you are a Democrat living in San Francisco.