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Bill Parcells, with one year left on his contract, has retired.

ESPN reporting right now

No one saw this coming...

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Nick Saben is the leading candidate to replace Bill............

ATTALLABLAZE Wrote:Nick Saben is the leading candidate to replace Bill............

while hilarious, it is incorrect. the dummies on ESPN are saying Houston Nutt is the front runner, although, Saban would be a smart man to get paid by two different organizations. "Guaranteed money" psh

ATTALLABLAZE Wrote:Nick Saben is the leading candidate to replace Bill............

I don't think I'd stop laughing for a month.

In their rush to get the story out first, I think they were a little careless with their editing.

Quote: Parcells won two Super Bowls with the Giants. He came to Dallas four seasons ago energized by the challenge of restoring glory to "America's Team." He went 34-32 and definitely left the Cowboys better than he found them, but his tenure ultimately may be remembered for the lack of a playoff victory.

He came to Dallas four seasons ago energized by the challenge of restoring glory to "America's Team." While he definitely left the Cowboys better than he found them, his tenure ultimately may be remembered for the lack of a playoff victory.

BhamHoosier Wrote:Bill Parcells, with one year left on his contract, has retired.

ESPN reporting right now

No one saw this coming...

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This isn't breaking or exciting news. You got me all worked up for nothing maaaannn! I thought you were posting information about the CUSA offices relocating to Birmingham or Memphis or something to that effect.

Attalla beat me to it...I was about to post that the loud "DAMN" ya'll heard came from the mouths of both Nick Saban and Bobby Petrino.

Smaug Wrote:

ATTALLABLAZE Wrote:Nick Saben is the leading candidate to replace Bill............

I don't think I'd stop laughing for a month.

PLEASE tell me the Bammers were smart enough...no, wait, never mind.

We should dress in blue and white and push the Tuscaloosa Vacuum Cleaner Salesman for the job.

BhamHoosier Wrote:Bill Parcells, with one year left on his contract, has retired.

ESPN reporting right now

No one saw this coming...

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Parcell's had to tell his assts. b/c for the last few weeks they have been trying to jump ship. Zimmer has been the most successful, he ended up as DC in ATL.

Looks like T.O. won.

UAB Band Dad Wrote:Looks like T.O. won.

No, Jerry Jones won.

Jerry Jones writes the checks. I can't blame Parcells for going though. He does not need the money or the aggro.

I heard they are a looking at N. Turner or somebody that runs the 3-4 D. as the replacement.

That rules out Ron (Chico) Rivera!!!

Ron Rivera no

but I have heard Ron Jeremy's name in the mix. His offense gets the cheerleaders excited... especially with all that penetration.

If Parcells "doesn't need the money" maybe he would like to come to UAB as our next AD. That would certainly get some play in the media and give us someone who would get a hearing from any team we wanted to negotiate with for playing home-and-home in FB.