10-12-2010, 12:15 AM
For Homecoming, you idiots! What would happen if no students showed for the Homecoming game? What a bizarre event that would be! The players would come out in "mustard" pants, and the band would come out with no pants. The team would run to an empty student section only to be greeted by silence and air?! The coaches would be held hostage in the locker rooms, while the players organized amongst themselves as to how to play Miami?! Hell yeah, let's do it (except the part about the band coming out with no pants---too gross!).