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I wonder if he said, "I'm going to make you bark like a dog!"

But seriously, shouldn't we simply legalize marriage between a man and a dog, and stop denying this man and his pooch the rights that most of us have

(08-14-2010 01:37 PM)Chipdip Wrote: [ -> ]I wonder if he said, "I'm going to make you bark like a dog!"

But seriously, shouldn't we simply legalize marriage between a man and a dog, and stop denying this man and his pooch the rights that most of us have

Can't say I didn't see that coming.

You got to be a real Grade-A moron to just volunteer that information to your parole officer. Sounds to me like a guy who doesn't like the real world and wanted to be back in prison.

Parole officer: "So, what have you been up to?"

Ex-con: "Uh, f*cking my dog."

...and The Dipper sees this as a rationale to be against Same Sex marriage.

"Seriously."

What a Neanderthal.

The Dipper doesn't really care about this perv................

But you seem to be obsessed with what I might think.

Living rent free in Major's head since 2005

(08-14-2010 03:26 PM)Chipdip Wrote: [ -> ]Living rent free in Major's head since 2005

Very old and tired bit, you've been using that for more than one of us for quite awhile. Run out of cartoons and photo-shopped gags?

I will check back for your response in the morning after your 1:51 or 2:13 AM rant.

Bottoms up, Bigot Boy!

Libs, you can always tell when they've run out of a logical argument. They play the race card. Okay Mr. Whitebread suburbanite, thanks for the lesson in racial harmony.

Hoople........Living large in the 989

I have never been that thin or owned a knife (except for cutting steak and pizza).

Beginning to think you're actually more lucid when in your cups.

Glad to see I could prompt you back to trolling Internet and posting your hillarious captioned photos!

And - are you really going to talk about "being out of a logical argument" with your record? Glass houses, pot meet kettle and all that, Bigot Boy.

Quote:Beginning to think you're actually more lucid when in your cups.

What makes you so sure that........ahhhh never mind!

(08-14-2010 04:33 PM)DesertBronco Wrote: [ -> ]

Quote:Beginning to think you're actually more lucid when in your cups.

What makes you so sure that........ahhhh never mind!

Are you suggesting that The Dipper is actually sobering up-has slept it off at "Last Call" time?

I can see that, reading his stuff. Not that it's any more rational at any time of day-night.

Just like his idol-source Limbaugh.

DB profile- Struggles to stay employed. Job hopping across the country like tramp. Is on the cusp of an AARP membership and still searching for a bed mate that does something besides hump his leg. A habitual liar. Financially secure as long as Obama continues to extend unemployment.


Dip profile- Employed by the same employer for 20 years; loves his job. A lovely wife whom I've been with for 10 years. Three great kids, a beautiful house, financially secure.


________________________________________________________
= Town drunk, an Otis Campbell clone. Kind of like DB's buddy who sat behind us a few years back
= Unstable life. Struggle in their job and relationships. Booze is the only thing left that makes him/her happy.
= Was probably an alc in college, but only gets trashed on occasion now. If his friends get trashed he feels it is his duty to keep up
= Almost always chose as the designated driver

^^^ Nice. Rack your rating system. Can you come up with a profile and ranking for me? Thanks, d1ck.

Unfortunately we know little about you. You live in or around D.C. and wish you had enough money to purchase an I-phone.

(08-14-2010 05:27 PM)Chipdip Wrote: [ -> ]DB profile- Struggles to stay employed. Job hopping across the country like tramp. Is on the cusp of an AARP membership and still searching for a bed mate that does something besides hump his leg. A habitual liar. Financially secure as long as Obama continues to extend unemployment.


Dip profile- Employed by the same employer for 20 years; loves his job. A lovely wife whom I've been with for 10 years. Three great kids, a beautiful house, financially secure.


________________________________________________________
= Town drunk, an Otis Campbell clone. Kind of like DB's buddy who sat behind us a few years back
= Unstable life. Struggle in their job and relationships. Booze is the only thing left that makes him/her happy.
= Was probably an alc in college, but only gets trashed on occasion now. If his friends get trashed he feels it is his duty to keep up
= Almost always chose as the designated driver

Yep, he's in his cups again, always starts channeling Jimmy Stewart to justify his nastiness when he's called out.



All this from a failed, washed up sales rep that's on his third or fourth wife and was lucky enough to land a teaching job when things got tough, couldn't make tenure fast enough for his liking.

I feel left out, didn't get a Dipper the Drunk rating.

Do find it interesting he cites "Otis Campbell", though. Probably his role model until Fat Face and his prescription meds "fascination" came along.

I figure you're a pretty grounded individual Major. We're just polar opposites politically and we can't let that go.

Wow Major, you're in, how lucky for you.

I don't know which way to turn. Life no longer makes sense.

"Blame is safer than praise...I feel as one that lies unprotected before his enemies." -- Emerson.

I may have to quit drinking now. I know I can do it - done it hundreds of times.