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I'm not what most folks would call extremely religious (surprise!), but I'm not worried I'm going to hell, either. But this is not about everyone's religious practices, or is it intended to be a religious thread. It is about church signs......the ones on the front lawns of many chuches that have witty sayings on them that bring a chuckle or even a deep reflection as you drive down the street. I don't remember them all the time, but I saw one this morning that I enjoyed. Ironically, it was on Church Rd. I'm sure folks will tell some others that they have seen.


"God is at the end of your rope"

This doesn't have anything to do with a witty message from god or maybe it does, but the church at stage road and raleigh lagrange has pretty funny temperature readings sometimes. I remember during the winter it would be freezing outside and driving home I would pass that sign with the temp. reading 167f.

Staying in bed, shouting Oh God! does not constitute going to church

(07-30-2010 06:30 AM)oldmangrizz Wrote: [ -> ]I'm not what most folks would call extremely religious (surprise!), but I'm not worried I'm going to hell, either. But this is not about everyone's religious practices, or is it intended to be a religious thread. It is about church signs......the ones on the front lawns of many chuches that have witty sayings on them that bring a chuckle or even a deep reflection as you drive down the street. I don't remember them all the time, but I saw one this morning that I enjoyed. Ironically, it was on Church Rd. I'm sure folks will tell some others that they have seen.


"God is at the end of your rope"

I hope that the other end of the rope isn't tied to the back bumper of your car.

send god a knee mail

(07-30-2010 11:19 AM)georgiatiger Wrote: [ -> ]

I know your type. You can't scare me. Besides, I've been married 34 years. I'm ready for anything.

(07-30-2010 11:26 AM)Willie Becton Wrote: [ -> ]send god a knee mail

Prayer, the original wireless connection.

What is your future? Smoking or non-smoking?

(07-30-2010 11:19 AM)georgiatiger Wrote: [ -> ]

Classic.

(07-30-2010 06:30 PM)tmoneyinmphs Wrote: [ -> ]

He's trying to appeal to the younger generation. Give him props for that!