04-28-2010, 11:36 PM
Now I recognize this is going to sound absolutely crazy but I now believe that the Tea Party Movement is the best thing that has happened to the world in the last 100 years. So let me explain why...
2 nights ago I began researching "Tea Party" I found good articles to learn about them - but then I found an article about Creationism vs. Evolution...I clicked on it and after reading that article, i read another article and another and another... it was 3 AM once I was done. The last article I read changed my life FOREVER. It was about the Flying Spaghetti Monster! It was an awesome experience. I was touched by his appendage! My body felt like I was made out of full JOY. He had a message for me! You can't make this up people!
The message came in multiple parts... I hope this comes out right... I am overwhelmed that he chose me to distribute the message. But the first thing that FSM said was "I am with you - turn around"
So I turned around and there was a HUGE bright light... i knelled down. He started speaking "In the beginning and there was darkness and in the darkness I created, ncaabbs.com, and thebroncostampede.com, a midget, a mountain, life and everything I have already made existent to many already, how every many is not enough...In order for my noodly dream world to come true. I must make the whole world known about the messenger who will spread the word about the me.. so lets just get right to it. His name is Chip Dip." I said WHAT are you serious!!! FSM just chuckled. He said "My son, I sense great doubt in you, just remember my noodily appendages work in mysterious ways... I almost forgot - Chip Dip will never acknowledge that he is the living, breathing, incarnation of my noodely goodness - do not let this fool you - he is only testing your faith. He knows what he is doing"
The FSM flew away I dropped to my knees and immediately accepted Chip Dip as an incarnation of FSM and my lord and savior...I can truly say - I was a new man.
So yeah thats it...I'm sure after you convert to FSM you will also see the same message and find a really creative way to praise Chipdip..you could write a poem, draw a picture, sing a song, do anything to worship his holy-ness!
Ra-Men!
2 nights ago I began researching "Tea Party" I found good articles to learn about them - but then I found an article about Creationism vs. Evolution...I clicked on it and after reading that article, i read another article and another and another... it was 3 AM once I was done. The last article I read changed my life FOREVER. It was about the Flying Spaghetti Monster! It was an awesome experience. I was touched by his appendage! My body felt like I was made out of full JOY. He had a message for me! You can't make this up people!
The message came in multiple parts... I hope this comes out right... I am overwhelmed that he chose me to distribute the message. But the first thing that FSM said was "I am with you - turn around"
So I turned around and there was a HUGE bright light... i knelled down. He started speaking "In the beginning and there was darkness and in the darkness I created, ncaabbs.com, and thebroncostampede.com, a midget, a mountain, life and everything I have already made existent to many already, how every many is not enough...In order for my noodly dream world to come true. I must make the whole world known about the messenger who will spread the word about the me.. so lets just get right to it. His name is Chip Dip." I said WHAT are you serious!!! FSM just chuckled. He said "My son, I sense great doubt in you, just remember my noodily appendages work in mysterious ways... I almost forgot - Chip Dip will never acknowledge that he is the living, breathing, incarnation of my noodely goodness - do not let this fool you - he is only testing your faith. He knows what he is doing"
The FSM flew away I dropped to my knees and immediately accepted Chip Dip as an incarnation of FSM and my lord and savior...I can truly say - I was a new man.
So yeah thats it...I'm sure after you convert to FSM you will also see the same message and find a really creative way to praise Chipdip..you could write a poem, draw a picture, sing a song, do anything to worship his holy-ness!
Ra-Men!
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