03-12-2010, 02:35 PM
03-12-2010, 03:14 PM
Quote:Baylor- Little Debbie. Swiss cake Rolls every time the Bears make a 3 and out…actually, she wouldn’t have to do much work.
WVU-A Mexican Luchador...these can't all make sense
TCU-The Dalai Lama, just to mess with people.
Utah-Richard Simmons. Kyle Whittingham can “sweat to the oldies” with the best of them.
UNLV-Kenny Rogers. If you can’t figure this one out you better ask your neighbor for assistance.
Air Force-The guy that played the Beastmaster. Seeing him with a Falcon on the shoulder would be perfection.
SMU-Famous racehorse Barbaro…he could gallop out and…oh, whoops…scratch that!
Rice-The kid from the 1980’s Connect Four commercial that always yells, “I Win.” It would be funny because they usually don’t.
Toledo-Elton John. Stirring rendition of “Rocket Man” brings tears to the eyes of the Toledo faithful…and Maurice Clarrett who listening in a nearby prison.
Ohio-Those two fat twins that rode the motorcycles in the 1980’s. Solich would eat that up!
Akron-Do you really want to change a kangaroo wearing a beanie? Classic. Okay, maybe add a speedo…well, on second thought….
Temple- Woodsy the Owl. “Give a hoot, throw a pick”
Kent State-Since a “Golden Flash” isn’t really a mascot lets be consistent. How about a “dark blip”?
Miami-Punky Brewster. Sorry, she belongs somewhere, and Miami…you’re it! Could be your number one QB as well!
