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When I was at Memphis State,my college professor reminded the clas of the next days's final exam. "I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it. No other excuses whatsoever!"
Ever the class clown, I raised my hand and asked, "What would you say if I told you I wouldn't be here tomorrow because I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class broke out laughing and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at me, shook her head, and said, 'Well, I guess you'll have to write the exam with your other hand.'

LOL..... That's pretty good right there.

That's a good one.

(02-10-2010 03:28 PM)oldmangrizz Wrote: [ -> ]When I was at Memphis State,my college professor reminded the clas of the next days's final exam. "I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it. No other excuses whatsoever!"
Ever the class clown, I raised my hand and asked, "What would you say if I told you I wouldn't be here tomorrow because I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class broke out laughing and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at me, shook her head, and said, 'Well, I guess you'll have to write the exam with your other hand.'

Go Tigers!!!
Drew