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Me(Away Message): Coach Anderson seems to have slipped away from UAB. I've surrounded myself with UAB gear and am going driving...hit the cell...
(205) XXX-XXXX

Friend:DID HE TRANSFER?

Me: you could say that...Mizzo offered a bigger scholarship...
Blzer4Life Wrote:Me(Away Message): Coach Anderson seems to have slipped away from UAB. I've surrounded myself with UAB gear and am going driving...hit the cell...
(205) XXX-XXXX

Friend:DID HE TRANSFER?

Me: you could say that...Mizzo offered a bigger scholarship...

Now that was funny... Worse than the phone call I got at Church tonight giving me the news, and people were wondering if somebody died, based on what I was saying on my end...

Me: Nooo.... Say it aint so.... Oh Lord, He's gone... He was taken from us so soon...
ICB Wrote:
Blzer4Life Wrote:Me(Away Message): Coach Anderson seems to have slipped away from UAB. I've surrounded myself with UAB gear and am going driving...hit the cell...
(205) XXX-XXXX

Friend:DID HE TRANSFER?

Me: you could say that...Mizzo offered a bigger scholarship...

Now that was funny... Worse than the phone call I got at Church tonight giving me the news, and people were wondering if somebody died, based on what I was saying on my end...

Me: Nooo.... Say it aint so.... Oh Lord, He's gone... He was taken from us so soon...

lmfao "Man, I just saw him yesterday.......well, maybe he's in a better place now.......sounds like they're going to take care of him down there"
I was at an all-you-can-eat buffet (nearly through) when I got the call. I was suddenly done eating and almost 03-puke everywhere. By the look on my face, my family could tell that something was wrong. I think they thought someone I knew might have died.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who felt a little sick to my stomach.
PourOnTheHeat Wrote:I'm glad I'm not the only one who felt a little sick to my stomach.

85 messaged me a few minutes ago asking if i was alright...

I told him i was fine and not suicidal...not anymore at least...
I was just leaving the georgia dome and in the midst of high fiving anyone wearing purple and gold for their performance and preparing to tell everyone I know that I saw that Thomas kid from LSU twice in person....

and then the call came.

While I thought there was a chance he would take the Mizzou job, I always thought it would be a "better" job, but I acknowledged the possibility all the same.

I was still floored.

"We need a new coach..." my friend said.

"Watson quit!?!" I exclaimed, ready to share this news with the LSU fans that were all around.

"No. Basketball coach."

<silence>.........

"Mizzou?"

"Yep"

"Sh*t. I'll call you later."

"Aight."

click.

Sullen and dejected, I pretended to be a texas fan the rest of the way home.
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