12-09-2009, 02:49 PM
> If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
> produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
> (Hardly seems worth it.)
>
> If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough
> gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
> (Now that's more like it!)
>
> The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out
> to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
> (O.M.G.!)
>
> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
> (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
>
> A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
> starves to death. (Creepy.)
> (I'm still not over the pig.)
>
> Banging
> your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
> (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
>
> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
> attached to its body... The female initiates sex by ripping
> the male's head off......(Honey, I'm home. What the. ..?!)
>
> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like
> a human jumping the length of a football field.
>(30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
> (I still want to be a pig in my next life...
>...quality over quantity)
> Butterflies taste with their feet.
> (Something I always wanted to know.)
>
> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
> (Hmmmmmm.......)
> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
> than left-handed people.
> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the
> difference?)
> Elephants are the only animals that cannot
> jump.
> (Okay, so that would be a good thing)
> A cat's urine glows under a blacK light.
> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
> ( I know some people like that.)
> Starfish have no brains
> (I know some people like that too.)
> Polar bears are left-handed.
> (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
> Humans and dolphins are the only species that
> have sex for pleasure.
> (What about that pig??)
> produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
> (Hardly seems worth it.)
>
> If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough
> gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
> (Now that's more like it!)
>
> The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out
> to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
> (O.M.G.!)
>
> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
> (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
>
> A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
> starves to death. (Creepy.)
> (I'm still not over the pig.)
>
> Banging
> your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
> (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
>
> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
> attached to its body... The female initiates sex by ripping
> the male's head off......(Honey, I'm home. What the. ..?!)
>
> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like
> a human jumping the length of a football field.
>(30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
> (I still want to be a pig in my next life...
>...quality over quantity)
> Butterflies taste with their feet.
> (Something I always wanted to know.)
>
> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
> (Hmmmmmm.......)
> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
> than left-handed people.
> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the
> difference?)
> Elephants are the only animals that cannot
> jump.
> (Okay, so that would be a good thing)
> A cat's urine glows under a blacK light.
> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
> ( I know some people like that.)
> Starfish have no brains
> (I know some people like that too.)
> Polar bears are left-handed.
> (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
> Humans and dolphins are the only species that
> have sex for pleasure.
> (What about that pig??)