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Toad Suck, Arkansas
Study Butte, Texas
Monkey's Eyebrow, Arizona
Sopchoppy, Florida
Crotch Lake, Ontario, Canada

and my four favorites.....
Ding Dong, Texas
Big Bouge Homo, Mississippi
Spread Eagle, Wisconsin

and the classic
Beaverlick, Kentucky
There's a Monkeys Eybrow in Kentucky near Paducah. One of my personal favorites is "Goobertown" Arkansas. It's on the way to Paragould. I expected to see George Lindsey on the Welcome sign. Intercourse Pennsylvania is a good one.

According to one of the intelligence agencies, what is the most Often used name for towns in america. I was gonna guesss Jackson. I think there is a Jackson in every state. At one time, the most Often used American City name, was "Oxford". I have not searched it. I read it in "Body of Secrets", by James Bamford.
(09-11-2009 02:53 PM)KRB Wrote: [ -> ]There's a Monkeys Eybrow in Kentucky near Paducah. One of my personal favorites is "Goobertown" Arkansas. It's on the way to Paragould. I expected to see George Lindsey on the Welcome sign. Intercourse Pennsylvania is a good one.

According to one of the intelligence agencies, what is the most Often used name for towns in america. I was gonna guesss Jackson. I think thee is a Jackson in every state. At one time, the most Often used American City name, was "Oxford". I have not searched it. I read it in "Body of Secrets", by James Bamford.

The top listed name for a U.S town is Clinton. I thought it was Springfield, but that's number 7 on the list according to this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the...lace_names

I'll add Bucksnort, TN to the list of towns which brings a smile just about every time I pass it on I-40.
Oddly , I was born in Clinton , Kentucky. Oxford was the most popular, but that was on some stats from the sixties. I was like you, Jackson, Springfield. I also lived in Arlington Kentucky, which was # 8 on that list.

As a kid, I would look at maps, for strange names. Panther Burn Miss, is a good one. Without the internet as a kid in the 60's, maps were a lot of fun to me. Just go through Google Earth, and I'm sure you can fill up this thread with Killer names.
Climax, GA
Cumming, GA
Two Egg, FL
Quote:I'll add Bucksnort, TN

OMGrizz will be happy to know that on the east side of the interstate at the Bucksnort exit is a porn shop. Nice little fishing stream too.
(09-11-2009 06:34 PM)TiggerFan Wrote: [ -> ]
Quote:I'll add Bucksnort, TN

OMGrizz will be happy to know that on the east side of the interstate at the Bucksnort exit is a porn shop. Nice little fishing stream too.
You beat me to the name of Bucksnort, Tn. Oxnard, CA is another name that is odd to be name for the favorite towns of this section. Hell is another odd time in Norway. Iraq, Florida is another weird, along with Moscow, Paris and Lebanon TN.
(09-11-2009 11:12 PM)BARTLETTTIGER Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-11-2009 06:34 PM)TiggerFan Wrote: [ -> ]
Quote:I'll add Bucksnort, TN

OMGrizz will be happy to know that on the east side of the interstate at the Bucksnort exit is a porn shop. Nice little fishing stream too.
You beat me to the name of Bucksnort, Tn. Oxnard, CA is another name that is odd to be name for the favorite towns of this section. Hell is another odd time in Norway. Iraq, Florida is another weird, along with Moscow, Paris and Lebanon TN.

I went to Hell in March; Hell, Grand Cayman. There's also Hell, Norway (as you mention), Hell, Michigan, Hell, California both in the U.S.
Centralia, PA, not for the name but for the story.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centralia,_Pennsylvania
Loveladies, New Jersey
Hooker, Oklahoma
Hooker Hole, Louisiana
Romance, Arkansas
Horneytown, North Carolina
French Lick, Indiana
Sweet Lips, Tennessee
Fanny, West Virginia
Busti, New York
Bird in Hand, Pennsylvania
Big Beaver, Pennsylvania
Butts, Georgia
Buttzville, New Jersey
Dicktown, New Jersey
Erect, North Carolina
New Erection, Virginia
Dickshooter, Idaho
Loving, New Mexico
Marked Tree, AR.
French Lick, IN
Ballplay, TN
Not really a town, but a place Peckerwood Ridge in Tennessee.
Lynchburg, TN
I've never been to two cities in Tennessee, but have wondered what they were thinking when they named them, since they are cities nearest to one another. Difficult, TN and Defeated, TN. Their Chamber of Commerce Boards had to have been full plates.
There is a town in Germany, that has an interesting name. And it starts with a F. I saw this on tv just the other night.
(09-11-2009 06:34 PM)TiggerFan Wrote: [ -> ]
Quote:I'll add Bucksnort, TN

OMGrizz will be happy to know that on the east side of the interstate at the Bucksnort exit is a porn shop. Nice little fishing stream too.
Ha! You don't really think I didn't know about this place, did you? Not only that, but down the street lives a hooker that runs a bait and taxidermy shop. I used to frequent all those places before I got married. I was so drunk the last time I was there that I got confused about who and what I was supposed to be mounting that all 3 places asked me never to return.
Truth and Consequences, New Mexico
Cooter, Missouri
Bald Knob, Arkansas
Why, AZ

Yeehaw Junction, FL

Dwarf, KY

Cummaquid, MA

Gaysport, OH

Blue Ball, PA

Intercourse, PA

Jugtown, PA

*****, Newfoundland, Canada

Titty Ho, UK

Crotch Crescent, UK
(09-12-2009 07:41 AM)oldmangrizz Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-11-2009 06:34 PM)TiggerFan Wrote: [ -> ]
Quote:I'll add Bucksnort, TN

OMGrizz will be happy to know that on the east side of the interstate at the Bucksnort exit is a porn shop. Nice little fishing stream too.
Ha! You don't really think I didn't know about this place, did you? Not only that, but down the street lives a hooker that runs a bait shop. I used to frequent all those places before I got married. I was so drunk the last time I was there that I got confused about who and what I was supposed to be mounting that all 3 places asked me never to return.

You never disappoint, oldmangrizz. 03-lmfao I've never taken the exit, there.
(09-12-2009 07:41 AM)oldmangrizz Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-11-2009 06:34 PM)TiggerFan Wrote: [ -> ]
Quote:I'll add Bucksnort, TN

OMGrizz will be happy to know that on the east side of the interstate at the Bucksnort exit is a porn shop. Nice little fishing stream too.
Ha! You don't really think I didn't know about this place, did you? Not only that, but down the street lives a hooker that runs a bait and taxidermy shop. I used to frequent all those places before I got married. I was so drunk the last time I was there that I got confused about who and what I was supposed to be mounting that all 3 places asked me never to return.

My 20 year old kid and his girlfriend went to the MTSU game.
Upon returning, he said, "Hey dad, did you know there is a porn shop at Bucksnort?"
There is an entire basket of dirty clothes for a one-day trip that I won't touch.
Trout need their porn too, I guess.
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