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One of the biggest spins ever! 04-jawdrop

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/con...=b-section

(09-02-2009 09:03 AM)DrTorch Wrote: [ -> ]One of the biggest spins ever!

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/con...=b-section

I hope you aren't that stupid. It is the "Onion". 03-banghead

(09-02-2009 09:03 AM)DrTorch Wrote: [ -> ]One of the biggest spins ever!

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/con...=b-section

And now this! What in the world??

"Nation's Unemployment Outlook Improves Drastically After Fifth Beer"
01-wingedeagle

(09-02-2009 01:07 PM)RobertN Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-02-2009 09:03 AM)DrTorch Wrote: [ -> ]One of the biggest spins ever!

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/con...=b-section
I hope you aren't that stupid. It is the "Onion".

Because your a moron, don't assume others are.

Last night on a Nat Geo presentation on 9/11, they made mention that 33% of Americans do not believe the 9/11 report, 75% of Americans do not believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, and that after Pearl Harbor, fully 40% of Americans believed FDR allowed the attacks to happen. The only "hoax" that went down in % since the event was the moon landing, but still something like 7% or 13% believe it was all filmed on a soundstage.

Sigh.

(09-02-2009 01:47 PM)Lord Stanley Wrote: [ -> ]Last night on a Nat Geo presentation on 9/11, they made mention that 33% of Americans do not believe the 9/11 report, 75% of Americans do not believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, and that after Pearl Harbor, fully 40% of Americans believed FDR allowed the attacks to happen. The only "hoax" that went down in % since the event was the moon landing, but still something like 7% or 13% believe it was all filmed on a soundstage.

Sigh.

That's pathetic. It was clearly in the desert, Utah or New Mexico.

Sound stage? What a bunch of idiots.

Considering how many nut jobs there are in America, just imagine the overly uneducated masses in the Middle East (who can't even read) that believe America is the great satan.

In case anyone doesn't realize why this is really funny, please see what happens to RobertN:

(09-02-2009 08:29 PM)SuperFlyBCat Wrote: [ -> ]Considering how many nut jobs there are in America, just imagine the overly uneducated masses in the Middle East (who can't even read) that believe America is the great satan.

The difference is that conspiracy theories are greeted critically by the nut jobs here before they buy them whole hog. In Dar al Salam, they are viewed uncritically and accepted as act by the nut jobs over there.

For years I did believe that there was a conspiracy to assassinate JFK. Then I saw a documentary recreating the event. They forensically recreated the magic bullet shot. It was uncanny accurate. Then they, using Zapruder film, attempted to recreate the head shot. (Thank God for Mr. Zapruder) In this painstaking recreation, a shot from the grassy knoll would have hit Jackie. A shot from the storm drain had an improper trajectory. I was forced to concede that L.H. Oswald acted alone, from the School Book Depository. The warren commission got it right.

(09-02-2009 01:32 PM)Paul M Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-02-2009 01:07 PM)RobertN Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-02-2009 09:03 AM)DrTorch Wrote: [ -> ]One of the biggest spins ever!

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/con...=b-section
I hope you aren't that stupid. It is the "Onion".

Because your a moron, don't assume others are.

Dude. The guy thought an article in the"Onion" was REAL. For god sake, if that is not moronic then I don't know what is.

(09-02-2009 01:50 PM)DrTorch Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-02-2009 01:47 PM)Lord Stanley Wrote: [ -> ]Last night on a Nat Geo presentation on 9/11, they made mention that 33% of Americans do not believe the 9/11 report, 75% of Americans do not believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, and that after Pearl Harbor, fully 40% of Americans believed FDR allowed the attacks to happen. The only "hoax" that went down in % since the event was the moon landing, but still something like 7% or 13% believe it was all filmed on a soundstage.

Sigh.

That's pathetic. It was clearly in the desert, Utah or New Mexico.

Sound stage? What a bunch of idiots.

What is pathetic is 70% of Americans at one time thought Saddam attacked us on 9/11! Here is another pathetic poll(gee, I wonder how you would have responded.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/11/2...7083.shtml

(09-03-2009 02:48 AM)RobertN Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-02-2009 01:32 PM)Paul M Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-02-2009 01:07 PM)RobertN Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-02-2009 09:03 AM)DrTorch Wrote: [ -> ]One of the biggest spins ever!

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/con...=b-section
I hope you aren't that stupid. It is the "Onion".

Because your a moron, don't assume others are.
Dude. The guy thought an article in the"Onion" was REAL. For god sake, if that is not moronic then I don't know what is.

There is no need for you to continue trying to prove to all of us what you have completely convinced us of already.

(09-03-2009 01:42 AM)SumOfAllFears Wrote: [ -> ]For years I did believe that there was a conspiracy to assassinate JFK. Then I saw a documentary recreating the event. They forensically recreated the magic bullet shot. It was uncanny accurate. Then they, using Zapruder film, attempted to recreate the head shot. (Thank God for Mr. Zapruder) In this painstaking recreation, a shot from the grassy knoll would have hit Jackie. A shot from the storm drain had an improper trajectory. I was forced to concede that L.H. Oswald acted alone, from the School Book Depository. The warren commission got it right.

Just out of curiosity, how long did Oswald have the job at the Book Depository prior to Kennedy announcing his plans to visit Dallas?

(09-03-2009 12:09 AM)I45owl Wrote: [ -> ]In case anyone doesn't realize why this is really funny, please see what happens to RobertN:

(09-03-2009 10:09 AM)SuperFlyBCat Wrote: [ -> ]Just out of curiosity, how long did Oswald have the job at the Book Depository prior to Kennedy announcing his plans to visit Dallas?

He started work at the TSBD on Oct 16, 1963, getting the job through a friend. The motorcade route was announced Nov 16th and confirmed on Nov 19th, hopefully lending little credibility to any conspiracy concern.

(09-03-2009 02:48 AM)RobertN Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-02-2009 01:32 PM)Paul M Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-02-2009 01:07 PM)RobertN Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-02-2009 09:03 AM)DrTorch Wrote: [ -> ]One of the biggest spins ever!

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/con...=b-section
I hope you aren't that stupid. It is the "Onion".

Because your a moron, don't assume others are.
Dude. The guy thought an article in the"Onion" was REAL. For god sake, if that is not moronic then I don't know what is.

Until your first post in this thread, Robert, I was still open to the possibility that you were some kind of magical, masterful gadfly extraordinaire. But now you've clinched it: you're just dumb.

(09-03-2009 11:08 AM)Brookes Owl Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-03-2009 02:48 AM)RobertN Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-02-2009 01:32 PM)Paul M Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-02-2009 01:07 PM)RobertN Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-02-2009 09:03 AM)DrTorch Wrote: [ -> ]One of the biggest spins ever!

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/con...=b-section
I hope you aren't that stupid. It is the "Onion".

Because your a moron, don't assume others are.
Dude. The guy thought an article in the"Onion" was REAL. For god sake, if that is not moronic then I don't know what is.

Until your first post in this thread, Robert, I was still open to the possibility that you were some kind of magical, masterful gadfly extraordinaire. But now you've clinched it: you're just dumb.

I am confused. Do you guys in the south not get the "Onion"? Granted it was created in Madison Wisconsin(VERY liveral) so I am sure it has a left slant to it. Maybe that is why you guys down south are so out of touch with the real world?

(09-02-2009 09:03 AM)DrTorch Wrote: [ -> ]One of the biggest spins ever!

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/con...=b-section

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you thought this was serious?

THE ONION?

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

(09-03-2009 01:35 PM)Artifice Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-02-2009 09:03 AM)DrTorch Wrote: [ -> ]One of the biggest spins ever!

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/con...=b-section

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you thought this was serious?

THE ONION?

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

You laugh, but this article was spot on.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/sma..._injures_9

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