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I really want to see this kid play if that is the new comparison for Jackson. I dont think the LeBron hype pre-NBA is on the level of the Joe Jackson hype.

Can somebody without bashing me tell me how Jackson compares to Iverson other than being short and athletic?
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(07-20-2009 11:52 PM)68Tiger Wrote: [ -> ]Ignore

Childish, but everyone isnt that bad.
Who said this? I haven't seen it.
Joe has the jumpshot of Bird, the athleticism of Lebron, the killer mentality of Kobe, the high flying of Jordan, the rebounding of Chamberlain, the post-moves of Abdul-Jabbar, and passing skills that are too ill to compare. He makes Magic Johnson look like Marko Jaric. Karl Malone like Casey Jacobsen. Pistol Pete like Quincy Douby. That, my friend, is the closest comparison I can give you of the great Joe Jackson. ;-)
I heard that Joe Jackson has to wear an extra thick cup because his nuts constantly hit the rim when he goes up for a dunk.
(07-20-2009 11:52 PM)68Tiger Wrote: [ -> ]Ignore
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just saw that you gave me -2 for saying you should be banned...when i didnt! You are a black mark on this fine forum and I hope you find your way off soon.
(07-20-2009 11:51 PM)Interminator Wrote: [ -> ]I really want to see this kid play if that is the new comparison for Jackson. I dont think the LeBron hype pre-NBA is on the level of the Joe Jackson hype.

Can somebody without bashing me tell me how Jackson compares to Iverson other than being short and athletic?

New level of stupidness achieved.
Joe Jackson is 5'9" on a good day. Iverson is a legit 6'0". Joe Jackson will be a solid college player for 4 years. Any comparisons to future NBA Hall Of Famers are comical.
Moron level attained
Joe Jackson once shot a 3 pointer in the FedEx forum.... but thats not the impressive part... He did it from the Logans on Hacks Cross while sipping a raspberry lemonade and pouring steak sauce on his 92 oz steak... i was there when he did it... no way Iverson pulls THAT off...
Dude - give it a rest. You've made your point over & over & over & over again.
(07-21-2009 02:45 AM)Jenkz Wrote: [ -> ]Joe has the jumpshot of Bird, the athleticism of Lebron, the killer mentality of Kobe, the high flying of Jordan, the rebounding of Chamberlain, the post-moves of Abdul-Jabbar, and passing skills that are too ill to compare. He makes Magic Johnson look like Marko Jaric. Karl Malone like Casey Jacobsen. Pistol Pete like Quincy Douby. That, my friend, is the closest comparison I can give you of the great Joe Jackson. ;-)

Nice. I would only add that, although he appears skinny, he can bench press Shaq, and he makes Bill Brasky get his coffee in the morning, and Chuck Norris is his maid.
(07-21-2009 07:45 AM)mitjones Wrote: [ -> ]Dude - give it a rest. You've made your point over & over & over & over again.

Interminable isn't he.

in·ter·mi·na·ble
Pronunciation:\(ˌ)in-ˈtərm-nə-bəl, -ˈtər-mə-\
Function:adjective
Etymology:Middle English, from Late Latin interminabilis, from Latin in- + terminare to terminate
Date:15th century
: having or seeming to have no end ; especially : wearisomely protracted <an interminable sermon>
synonym's Interminator
I heard it was Joe Jackson that dunk on Lebron, but since he was in HS they pinned it on Crawford since he was on the court on JJ's team!
(07-21-2009 08:18 AM)mairving Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-21-2009 07:45 AM)mitjones Wrote: [ -> ]Dude - give it a rest. You've made your point over & over & over & over again.

Interminable isn't he.

in·ter·mi·na·ble
Pronunciation:\(ˌ)in-ˈtərm-nə-bəl, -ˈtər-mə-\
Function:adjective
Etymology:Middle English, from Late Latin interminabilis, from Latin in- + terminare to terminate
Date:15th century
: having or seeming to have no end ; especially : wearisomely protracted <an interminable sermon>
synonym's Interminator

More like ******* idiot.

Oh yea and JJ has the trap sensing skills of Admiral Ackbar.
joe jackson is not 5'9. i am 6'0 and he looked 5'11 to me when i stood next to him at the river city showdown. 5'10 at the shortest. does it really matter though? he has a 38'' vertical..and i like to compare JJ to jonny flynn, but JJ is just JJ. nobody plays like him. not iverson though, at least not IMO.
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Makes me want to go to Albuquerque.
(07-21-2009 10:43 AM)memphis88 Wrote: [ -> ]^
Makes me want to go to Albuquerque.

Looking at the mountain as we speak.
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