Wow...welcome to 1995 Muncie!
Geesh, I have two fax machines I can't give away. Take a peek on craigslist, Muncie, you coulda had this solved for a few bucks years ago.
I'll be their courier. 24 hours a day 365 days a year and I'll personally save them five million.
Its just one of those close encounters of the third kind you experience when you are in Muncie...all of sudden 1995 comes up and hits you...WOW...