Give it your best shot.
Coach Callaway after the USM game?
You saw me doing WHAT?????????
BFC (aka Big Freakin C***) Wrote:So what? Everyone's butt is in the front...right?
(06-24-2009 02:54 PM)blazerjay Wrote: [ -> ]
Give it your best shot.
"Ya know I gots to have this bodyguard to protect me from those outraged citizens of JeffCo and those loanshark bondholders."
The women's big and tall store was having a sale on dress slacks... how was I suppose to know if they fit me when the dressing rooms were closed?!
(06-24-2009 02:54 PM)blazerjay Wrote: [ -> ]
Give it your best shot.
"Do ya like my lovely lavender outfit? And to think I didn't even have to pay for it! I got it on a shopping spree in NYC for screwing those sorry suckers who live in Jeffco!"
... or from the deputy
"Yo look here, let me see your hands so I can slap the cuffs on ya, beotch!"
"Beats me. I don't know where the money went."
Why send me to jail when it way Larry Lankford's idea to start with?
Sorry I can't come up w/ a caption to the pic as I'm as clueless as the person in it
I don't know how that money got there.
Can I just not have a hug?
"Larry, Gary, Mary! Your ride's here!"
... or from the guy in the background:
"I ain't worried about losin' my job. I'll be set for life after I sell my 'man gives birth' story to The Globe."
That's not your mother, it's a man, baby!
What do you mean I don't qualify for the Hoover School Board?
Look at my ruffles. I bought this suit in the 70's.
I love these pants with a built in bra.
Pee Wee Herman had a pair of those pants!