03-13-2009, 08:31 AM
Okay Coach, I know you're chillin before the game and reading the threads on blazertalk.com to kill some time. Thanks for ignoring all the anti-you rants and clicking on this one.
You see, I want to give you the benefit of the doubt here. I think you may still care about winning at UAB. But even if you don't care about UAB, you have to realize it is still in your best interest for this team win the C-USA tourney.
I want to help you out.
Today, every play called should go directly at Jordan. Seriously. I mean every time down the floor. If big skinny is in the middle, PD3 or Little Johnson should go at him with a full head of steam. Or we should clear out space and let Crawford or Lo go right at him. We need...desperately...to get bony out of the way to open up the middle.
Once Jordan is on the bench with fouls, you can call whatever play you like.
If this works (and I think it might), you will look like a genius. You can use this game to impress either the big wigs at UAB or the hiring team at the college of your choice.
And I'm so selfless, I don't even want you to mention me. I just want our team to win the game.
Thanks for your time coach,
grendelson138
You see, I want to give you the benefit of the doubt here. I think you may still care about winning at UAB. But even if you don't care about UAB, you have to realize it is still in your best interest for this team win the C-USA tourney.
I want to help you out.
Today, every play called should go directly at Jordan. Seriously. I mean every time down the floor. If big skinny is in the middle, PD3 or Little Johnson should go at him with a full head of steam. Or we should clear out space and let Crawford or Lo go right at him. We need...desperately...to get bony out of the way to open up the middle.
Once Jordan is on the bench with fouls, you can call whatever play you like.
If this works (and I think it might), you will look like a genius. You can use this game to impress either the big wigs at UAB or the hiring team at the college of your choice.
And I'm so selfless, I don't even want you to mention me. I just want our team to win the game.
Thanks for your time coach,
grendelson138