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Thought we better get our gear together for the Houston game

What I am bringing to throw:

1 stainless steel kitchen sink.
6 cups of urine taken while I had the flue.
20 tubes of inhalants to revive Topple Down Tom if needed.
10 pom poms left over from the memphis game. They look like little squids sailing through the air, pretty cool.
3 cans of Vienna Sausages soacked in hot sauce.
1 jar of pickled eggs, (pink)
3 small bottles (Plastic) of George Dickle given to me by my cousin. They will be empty before being hurled.

Two words: dragon. dung.

My old kitchen faucet is not in the dumpster for a reason.

I say our team throws down a 30 point beatdown on the Cougars.

Im with the St Louie Kid!!!! Toss a W in the pot and dont worry about any spices. It will taste great!!!

Hotdogs. Quick, someone call BOSSMAN!

ATTALLABLAZE Wrote:Thought we better get our gear together for the Houston game

What I am bringing to throw:

1 stainless steel kitchen sink.
6 cups of urine taken while I had the flue.
20 tubes of inhalants to revive Topple Down Tom if needed.
10 pom poms left over from the memphis game. They look like little squids sailing through the air, pretty cool.
3 cans of Vienna Sausages soacked in hot sauce.
1 jar of pickled eggs, (pink)
3 small bottles (Plastic) of George Dickle given to me by my cousin. They will be empty before being hurled.

I've been drinking coffee since 4am, so I'll be ready to be a human sprinkler......

Throw a pillow at Penders to pad his fall when he collapses again.

mobileblazer Wrote:I've been drinking coffee since 4am, so I'll be ready to be a human sprinkler......

I say, rollin' around,
sittin' on dubs
cat like eye, was high on shrubs,
Coolin' in my Escalade,
Man I'm paid, I got it made,
Take me to your special place,
Close your eyes show me your face,

I'm gonna piss on it.


Haters gotta hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don't even want,
None of the above,
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do, I'll piss on you,
I pee on you.

Tonight, we will throw away Houston's NCAA Tournament hopes.

Stuffed animals. For Toys for Tots!

I'm more curious about who plans on getting slapped tonight?

efhutton Wrote:I'm more curious about who plans on getting slapped tonight?

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efhutton Wrote:I'm more curious about who plans on getting slapped tonight?

I think that Larry the Cable Guy is busy tonight so he needs someone else to step it up a notch.

BTR Wrote:

efhutton Wrote:I'm more curious about who plans on getting slapped tonight?

I think that Larry the Cable Guy is busy tonight so he needs someone else to step it up a notch.

Ron White?

BatesUAB Wrote:

mobileblazer Wrote:I've been drinking coffee since 4am, so I'll be ready to be a human sprinkler......

I say, rollin' around,
sittin' on dubs
cat like eye, was high on shrubs,
Coolin' in my Escalade,
Man I'm paid, I got it made,
Take me to your special place,
Close your eyes show me your face,

I'm gonna piss on it.


Haters gotta hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don't even want,
None of the above,
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do, I'll piss on you,
I pee on you.

Maybe we can play that song tonight as we throw pee cups onto the Houston players...........

This time lets through the urine on their fans in the stands not the players. I am of corse kidding.

How about we throw anybody in the student section wearing orange onto the court? They deserve it.

I'm throwing any more UAB fans that mock the prison jumpsuit guy onto the court (HSV Blazer, Hell Blazer, etc...). Next time Memphis comes to town, expect a troupe of prison suits with blue M's on them.

I'm also throwing a foam finger onto the court. If I throw it hard enough, I might break someone's nose...

That was pretty funny.

P.S. Don't slam me. I realize that I'm just a guest and will behave appropriately.