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Quote:A seven-year-old DeKalb, Illinois boy was at the center of a DeKalb courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents, and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Northern Illinois University football team, who the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

See you next week! 04-cheers
That is pure - comic - genious. Bravo to the guy who wrote that, what a great way to start off the weekend.
PhillyPhlash Wrote:That is pure - comic - genious. Bravo to the guy who wrote that, what a great way to start off the weekend.

A classic from the past, actually. Saw it years ago in reference to the mid 90's Bengals. Time to drag it out for our Huskie friends.
That's pretty good. You should post that on the NIU board.
I saw it on a Florida board and they referred to OSU-Columbus
Let's wait until November 11th before getting our licks in on NIU, we're not exactly world beaters right now.
Pulltown Falcon Wrote:I saw it on a Florida board and they referred to OSU-Columbus

Haha

NCState did that for years.... referring to Carolina as UNC-CH 03-nutkick
WallyB Wrote:
Pulltown Falcon Wrote:I saw it on a Florida board and they referred to OSU-Columbus

Haha

NCState did that for years.... referring to Carolina as UNC-CH 03-nutkick
NC State can say that all they want down there in basketball country, the Tar Heels have their number.
Polish Hammer Wrote:Let's wait until November 11th before getting our licks in on NIU, we're not exactly world beaters right now.
Ah, what's the point of talking after the game? Easy once you have the W. I'm not pedicting anything--just having fun. It's lame to rag on a team once you beat them, anyway.
hahaha i saw that earlier this year written about notre dame, but hey, we'll see ya on the 10th! dont count us out
DSniu41 Wrote:hahaha i saw that earlier this year written about notre dame, but hey, we'll see ya on the 10th! dont count us out
Uh, actually, I think we're both counted out. This is where we say "They're playing for pride."
03-banghead
I'm going to be at the game in DeKalb armed with all of my pillows.
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