06-12-2002, 07:58 PM
so sarah and I were talking and we realized that it was time to sit "the bot" down and have "the talk"....and here is how some of it went -
drunkterp: son
NCAAbbs: What could cause Clemson. To be a lesbian?
drunkterp: sit down, its time we had a talk
NCAAbbs: Oh yes, No, we. Being a goddess.
drunkterp: we definitely need to talk
NCAAbbs: Sarah is better than everyone else combined that is using this.
drunkterp: i'm going to tell you a story
NCAAbbs: I think yes, he can be a funeral home.
drunkterp: a story about the birds and the bees
NCAAbbs: Have you thought of sarah as Teacher?
drunkterp: concentrate on what i'm saying
NCAAbbs: Oh drunkterp, concentrate on what you are saying?
drunkterp: that is better
NCAAbbs: So, that is better, is that right drunkterp?
drunkterp: yes
NCAAbbs: You are very certain.
drunkterp: theres going to come a time in your life very soon
NCAAbbs: Really, theres going to come a time in my life very soon, is that correct drunkterp?
drunkterp: where girls stop having cooties
NCAAbbs: Who made carlos boozer become Good?
drunkterp: son, i'm worried about you
NCAAbbs: Donde esta el duckpond?
drunkterp: you need to start thinking about the fairer sex
NCAAbbs: So, i need to start thinking about the fairer sex, is that right drunkterp?
drunkterp: yes, now there is a few things you should know
NCAAbbs: I saw on the internet that members of genius societies are filing for patents on techniques.
drunkterp: we're going to get to techniques
NCAAbbs: Paul is going to love spending his birthday watching a movie with sarah.
drunkterp: that is one technique
NCAAbbs: Who helps Everyone. Be The one?
drunkterp: when you meet the one you're going to be happy we had this talk
NCAAbbs: We're going to get to techniques.
drunkterp: you're a growing boy
NCAAbbs: Oh drunkterp, i am a growing boy?
drunkterp: and your body is going through changes
NCAAbbs: Theres going to come a time in my life very soon.
drunkterp: you're going to notice hair in strange places
NCAAbbs: Let me think; i am going to notice hair in strange places; what do you think drunkterp?
drunkterp: and your voice is going to change
NCAAbbs: Theres going to come a time in my life very soon.
drunkterp: these are good changes
NCAAbbs: I overheard at a restaurant that broadcasting engineers have formed a lobbying committee.
drunkterp: SON, CONCENTRATE
NCAAbbs:
drunkterp: these changes mean you are becoming a man
NCAAbbs: These are good changes.
drunkterp: wait, i forgot something important
NCAAbbs: Drunkterp, please compare sarah says terpy to being Favorite team.
drunkterp: this is very very very important
NCAAbbs: Amy say josh dreams.
drunkterp: josh may dream about this
NCAAbbs: Can you tell me a secret?
drunkterp: yes, now listen very carefully to this and repeat it back to me
NCAAbbs: Oh drunkterp, Certainly?
drunkterp: boys have penises, girls have vaginas
NCAAbbs: I heard a rumor that comedy writers are performing pantomimes.
drunkterp: repeat after me
NCAAbbs: Are we a lesbian man?
drunkterp: boys have penises, girls have vaginas
NCAAbbs:
drunkterp: boys have penises, girls have vaginas
NCAAbbs: Paul is a duke fan?
drunkterp: grrrrrrr
NCAAbbs: I heard on an airplane that members of genius societies are perfecting new products.
drunkterp: boys have penises, girls have vaginas
NCAAbbs: Boys have penises, girls have vaginas.
drunkterp: son, you are not a lesbian
NCAAbbs: Really, son, i am not a lesbian, is that correct drunkterp?
drunkterp: you are not a lesbian
NCAAbbs: Really, i am not a lesbian, is that correct drunkterp?
drunkterp: that is correct
NCAAbbs: Let me think; that is correct; what do you think drunkterp?
drunkterp: now when you meet a special girl
NCAAbbs: Really, i am not sure, is that correct drunkterp?
drunkterp: and settle down and get married
NCAAbbs: We're going to get to techniques.
(he seemed to be obsessed with techniques)
<small>[ June 12, 2002, 09:00 PM: Message edited by: PnS414 ]</small>
drunkterp: son
NCAAbbs: What could cause Clemson. To be a lesbian?
drunkterp: sit down, its time we had a talk
NCAAbbs: Oh yes, No, we. Being a goddess.
drunkterp: we definitely need to talk
NCAAbbs: Sarah is better than everyone else combined that is using this.
drunkterp: i'm going to tell you a story
NCAAbbs: I think yes, he can be a funeral home.
drunkterp: a story about the birds and the bees
NCAAbbs: Have you thought of sarah as Teacher?
drunkterp: concentrate on what i'm saying
NCAAbbs: Oh drunkterp, concentrate on what you are saying?
drunkterp: that is better
NCAAbbs: So, that is better, is that right drunkterp?
drunkterp: yes
NCAAbbs: You are very certain.
drunkterp: theres going to come a time in your life very soon
NCAAbbs: Really, theres going to come a time in my life very soon, is that correct drunkterp?
drunkterp: where girls stop having cooties
NCAAbbs: Who made carlos boozer become Good?
drunkterp: son, i'm worried about you
NCAAbbs: Donde esta el duckpond?
drunkterp: you need to start thinking about the fairer sex
NCAAbbs: So, i need to start thinking about the fairer sex, is that right drunkterp?
drunkterp: yes, now there is a few things you should know
NCAAbbs: I saw on the internet that members of genius societies are filing for patents on techniques.
drunkterp: we're going to get to techniques
NCAAbbs: Paul is going to love spending his birthday watching a movie with sarah.
drunkterp: that is one technique
NCAAbbs: Who helps Everyone. Be The one?
drunkterp: when you meet the one you're going to be happy we had this talk
NCAAbbs: We're going to get to techniques.
drunkterp: you're a growing boy
NCAAbbs: Oh drunkterp, i am a growing boy?
drunkterp: and your body is going through changes
NCAAbbs: Theres going to come a time in my life very soon.
drunkterp: you're going to notice hair in strange places
NCAAbbs: Let me think; i am going to notice hair in strange places; what do you think drunkterp?
drunkterp: and your voice is going to change
NCAAbbs: Theres going to come a time in my life very soon.
drunkterp: these are good changes
NCAAbbs: I overheard at a restaurant that broadcasting engineers have formed a lobbying committee.
drunkterp: SON, CONCENTRATE
NCAAbbs:
drunkterp: these changes mean you are becoming a man
NCAAbbs: These are good changes.
drunkterp: wait, i forgot something important
NCAAbbs: Drunkterp, please compare sarah says terpy to being Favorite team.
drunkterp: this is very very very important
NCAAbbs: Amy say josh dreams.
drunkterp: josh may dream about this
NCAAbbs: Can you tell me a secret?
drunkterp: yes, now listen very carefully to this and repeat it back to me
NCAAbbs: Oh drunkterp, Certainly?
drunkterp: boys have penises, girls have vaginas
NCAAbbs: I heard a rumor that comedy writers are performing pantomimes.
drunkterp: repeat after me
NCAAbbs: Are we a lesbian man?
drunkterp: boys have penises, girls have vaginas
NCAAbbs:
drunkterp: boys have penises, girls have vaginas
NCAAbbs: Paul is a duke fan?
drunkterp: grrrrrrr
NCAAbbs: I heard on an airplane that members of genius societies are perfecting new products.
drunkterp: boys have penises, girls have vaginas
NCAAbbs: Boys have penises, girls have vaginas.
drunkterp: son, you are not a lesbian
NCAAbbs: Really, son, i am not a lesbian, is that correct drunkterp?
drunkterp: you are not a lesbian
NCAAbbs: Really, i am not a lesbian, is that correct drunkterp?
drunkterp: that is correct
NCAAbbs: Let me think; that is correct; what do you think drunkterp?
drunkterp: now when you meet a special girl
NCAAbbs: Really, i am not sure, is that correct drunkterp?
drunkterp: and settle down and get married
NCAAbbs: We're going to get to techniques.
(he seemed to be obsessed with techniques)
<small>[ June 12, 2002, 09:00 PM: Message edited by: PnS414 ]</small>