CSNbbs

Shortly before Ronald Reagan's unfortunate passing, the last four ex-U.S. Presidents were caught in a tornado, and off they whirled to OZ. They finally made it to the Emerald City and stood before the Great Wizard.

"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?" inquired the Wizard

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly, "I've come for some courage." "NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard. "WHO IS NEXT?"
Ronald Reagan stepped forward, "Well... I... I think I need a brain." "DONE," says the Wizard.
"WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL?" Up steps George Bush Snr sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart." "CONSIDER IT DONE." says the Wizard.

There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around intently, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

"Is Dorothy here?"

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before a dem writes in you should really quit pickin on bill the diddler :D

All you needed was Dubya to say he needs a brain and it would have been complete.

MAKO Wrote:All you needed was Dubya to say he needs a brain and it would have been complete.

Yeah, I would have had Reagan askin' for the heart.

DrTorch Wrote:Shortly before Ronald Reagan's unfortunate passing, the last four ex-U.S. Presidents were caught in a tornado, and off they whirled to OZ. They finally made it to the Emerald City and stood before the Great Wizard.

"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?" inquired the Wizard

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly, "I've come for some courage." "NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard. "WHO IS NEXT?"
Ronald Reagan stepped forward, "Well... I... I think I need a brain." "DONE," says the Wizard.
"WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL?" Up steps George Bush Snr sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart." "CONSIDER IT DONE." says the Wizard.

There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around intently, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

"Is Dorothy here?"

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