CSNbbs

Nope...

No one cared when My bird...Johnny Boy,
fell off the swing for the final time.

And he was a good bird...

Very talented...


Whenever the phone would ring in the house...
we had to answer it before the fourth ring or
be prepared for 5 minutes of "Hello"..."Hello"...
"Hello"...being blurted out...

(I bet that stupid dog couldn't do that!)


During football season...I used to let JB (that's
what I used to call the 'Ol guy, for short) out of
his cage.

He would perch on my shoulder and together
we would sit on the couch in the family room
and watch college football.

Whenever, JB would hear the word...Gaytors...
he would shout out..."F**k 'em"..."F**k 'em"...
F**k 'em!"


(I bet that stupid dog couldn't do that!)


Whenever someone...even guests in the house,
would sing to him...

He would get on his swing...

Invert himself...

Rock back and forth...

And whistle...


(I bet that stupid dog couldn't do that!)


Come to think of it...

I bet that stupid YouGeeAye...couldn't do those
things, either