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John Kerry was going to visit the Catholic National Cathedral outside Washington as part of his campaign. Kerry's campaign manager made a visit to the Cardinal and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Catholics because of Kerry's position on abortion and the like. We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during Your sermon you'd say John Kerry is a saint"

The Cardinal thinks it over for a moment and agrees to do it.

Kerry shows up, and as the Mass progresses as the Cardinal begins his homily.

"John Kerry is petty, a self absorbed hypocrite and a nit-wit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a thief. He is the worst example of a Catholic I've ever personally known. But compared to Ted Kennedy, John Kerry is a saint."

Kennedy and Kerry, two catholics I'm proud to have in my church. :rolleyes:

I'm embrassed to have John Kerry claiming himself as a Catholic.

I know at my Church many people who voted Gore in 2000 are voting Bush in 2004, simply because of John Kerry's wreckless abortion voting record.

Kerry will get little support from the religious communities.

The Knight Time Wrote:I know at my Church many people who voted Gore in 2000 are voting Bush in 2004, simply because of John Kerry's wreckless abortion voting record.

That's me, except I am Lutheran. :D

ccs178 Wrote:John Kerry was going to visit the Catholic National Cathedral outside Washington as part of his campaign. Kerry's campaign manager made a visit to the Cardinal and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Catholics because of Kerry's position on abortion and the like. We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during Your sermon you'd say John Kerry is a saint"

The Cardinal thinks it over for a moment and agrees to do it.

Kerry shows up, and as the Mass progresses as the Cardinal begins his homily.

"John Kerry is petty, a self absorbed hypocrite and a nit-wit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a thief. He is the worst example of a Catholic I've ever personally known. But compared to Ted Kennedy, John Kerry is a saint."

:laugh: :roflol: :laugh: