02-13-2005, 10:57 PM
Football analysis by a blonde...
A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They
had great seats right behind their team's bench... After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it, and then for the
rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"
Hel-LLLO! It's only 25 cents!
A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They
had great seats right behind their team's bench... After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it, and then for the
rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"
Hel-LLLO! It's only 25 cents!