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Samuel was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearly gates of Heaven.

"Hungry, Samuel?" the Lord asked.

"I could eat," said Samuel. The Lord opened a can of tuna, and they shared it.

While eating this humble meal, Samuel looked down into Hell and noticed the inhabitants devouring enormous steaks, pheasant, pastries and vodka.

The next day, the Lord again asked Samuel if he was hungry, and Samuel again said, "I could eat." Once again, a can of tuna was opened and shared, while down below Samuel noticed a feast of caviar, champagne, lamb, truffles, brandy and chocolates.

The following day, mealtime arrived and another can of tuna was opened. Meekly, Samuel said, "Lord, I am very happy to be in Heaven as a reward for the good life I lived. But, this is Heaven, and all I get to eat is tuna. But in the Other Place, they eat like Kings. I just don't understand."

"To be honest, Samuel," the Lord said, "for just two people, does it pay to cook?"

WHOOHOOO!!!

I get to eat steak for all eternity!!!

MemphisKitten Wrote:Samuel was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearly gates of Heaven.

"Hungry, Samuel?" the Lord asked.

"I could eat," said Samuel. The Lord opened a can of tuna, and they shared it.

While eating this humble meal, Samuel looked down into Hell and noticed the inhabitants devouring enormous steaks, pheasant, pastries and vodka.

The next day, the Lord again asked Samuel if he was hungry, and Samuel again said, "I could eat." Once again, a can of tuna was opened and shared, while down below Samuel noticed a feast of caviar, champagne, lamb, truffles, brandy and chocolates.

The following day, mealtime arrived and another can of tuna was opened. Meekly, Samuel said, "Lord, I am very happy to be in Heaven as a reward for the good life I lived. But, this is Heaven, and all I get to eat is tuna. But in the Other Place, they eat like Kings. I just don't understand."

"To be honest, Samuel," the Lord said, "for just two people, does it pay to cook?"

Thanks Kitten....that was the chuckle of the day so far.

SCConway Wrote:WHOOHOOO!!!

I get to eat steak for all eternity!!!

Just wanted to show you what you are in for...

Here is another one...

Breakfast?

There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.

The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said,

SCConway Wrote:WHOOHOOO!!!

I get to eat steak for all eternity!!!

Tuna is better for you in the long run............