11-14-2003, 05:20 PM
It is okay to attack the coaches, players, each other, etc. Just remember, under no circumstances is it allowable to start a thread whose idea has already been expressed in another thread in some form.
- The first two offenses will be locked.
- The third, we will call your parents and have them send you to your room.
- The fourth, we'll notify your school and have you called down to the principal's office, where he will place the offense on your permanent record.
- The fifth, you will be forced to do a report on <a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/188869842X/qid=1068847557//ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i0_xgl14/102-4446535-1892149?v=glance&s=books&n=507846' target='_blank'>Matt Doherty's book</a>.
- The sixth, we will lock you in a theater for 24 hours with nothing but Dick games on (Duke Vitale, of course, will be doing the commentary in full THX glory).
- For the seventh, we blindfold you and send you barefoot to a field infested with fire anthills.
- Similar concept for the eighth, but this time genitals are involved.
- The ninth time, you will be boiled in oil, perhaps preceded by a medieval torture of some sort, depending on how creative we feel.
- The tenth time, you will be banned.
You understand? NO DUPLICATE THREADS! THEY ARE THE EIGHTH DEADLY SIN!!!!!11
- The first two offenses will be locked.
- The third, we will call your parents and have them send you to your room.
- The fourth, we'll notify your school and have you called down to the principal's office, where he will place the offense on your permanent record.
- The fifth, you will be forced to do a report on <a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/188869842X/qid=1068847557//ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i0_xgl14/102-4446535-1892149?v=glance&s=books&n=507846' target='_blank'>Matt Doherty's book</a>.
- The sixth, we will lock you in a theater for 24 hours with nothing but Dick games on (Duke Vitale, of course, will be doing the commentary in full THX glory).
- For the seventh, we blindfold you and send you barefoot to a field infested with fire anthills.
- Similar concept for the eighth, but this time genitals are involved.
- The ninth time, you will be boiled in oil, perhaps preceded by a medieval torture of some sort, depending on how creative we feel.
- The tenth time, you will be banned.
You understand? NO DUPLICATE THREADS! THEY ARE THE EIGHTH DEADLY SIN!!!!!11