03-08-2006, 12:16 PM
this guy.
Quote:Subject:Semantics Finally Understood
When Osama bin Laden died, he was met at the Pearly Gates by George
Washington, who slapped him across the face
and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You
wanted to end our liberties but you failed."
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I
allowed our government to provide for the
common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It
was evil men like you who inspired me to
write the Declaration of Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason,! James Monroe and
66 other early Americans unleashed
their anger on the terrorist leader.
As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and
said, "This is not what you promised me."
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for
you in Heaven. What did you think I said?