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Really, our pretty young thing might be best served now to stay out of the spotlight.

The problem is she's in too deep right now. If she's made a commitment to Howard Stern she would get crucified if she backed out. But it's best that she just back off and let this die now after that. Stern will do his thing to ETSU (and possibly Sams herself)- it'll be crude and rude and you'll forget about it in an hour.

Okay, we can forgive her to a certain extent. When you're a hot, 18-year-old blonde from Elizabethton and Jay Leno asks you to be on his show- that's intoxicating. That's an opportunity that thousands and thousands of other pretty young blondes from far more cosmopolitan places who aspire to be actresses and such will never get.

But the question here is- what does she expect to gain by becoming a media darling?

Is Hooters going to make her a spokesperson? There is no indication they will and have not gotten involved, as they don't believe it serves them any interest.

And the added tips from her waitressing job from this attention have to be offset by the suggestive comments she must be enduring (and does not deserve).

Does she expect to be welcomed back to the ETSU cheerleading squad with open arms and everything forgotten?

That's not going to happen. The two lesbian Carolina Top Cats have a better chance of getting back on the Panthers' squad.

Is she trying to line up a cheerleading scholarship at another University?

I could actually see this- but that too is a longshot. She'd almost have to market herself to such schools- which isn't such a bad thing- but- let's say- Furman- with the bad blood that's always been between them and ETSU- had such scholarships and wanted to give her one to publicly embarass David Mullins.

Wouldn't she have to get her grades up?

Is she trying to gain some celebrity out of this?

Well, obviously. She likes attention.

My suggestion is this, Miss Sams. If you do go out to LA or NYC for a talk show appearance- stay there.

Not because we don't want you around. But because your star will not be any hotter than it is now.

You're not going to be able to get the dramatic lead of a Broadway Play- but right now you're the most famous Hooters Girl in the World.

Now- what will that get you? Porn? Sure.

Modeling- possibly- but not from Ford.

A guest appearance on Stacked as Pamela Anderson's young, naive, niece? Yeah.

And if that sort of attention doesn't appeal to you- then quit Hooters- quit worrying about the cheerleading- hit the books- and then try to eck out a respectible living.

Friendly advice from someone who's been there.
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the weekly poll on the johnson City Press website is..

Do you believe East Tennessee State University officials acted properly in dismissing Kimberly Sams, a waitress at Johnson City's Hooters Restaurant, from the cheerleading squad?

as of this post it was running like this.

Yes 27%
No 66%
Undecided 3%
I don't care 4%
Total Votes 353
That's positive.

Not that many communities can say "Only 27 percent of our people are prudes."
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