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EMU female student walks into frat house and starts talking on the phone and masterbating on the couch.


http://www.3v8.org/2007/03/27/masturbati...-frat.html

What kind of fraternity throws her out?

Melissa.....or Merissa? RBM? T4C8? TJ? RR? Shrakk?

trust me, ill ask.

She's just lucky she didn't walk into a Duke fraternity.....

thegeneral Wrote:She's just lucky she didn't walk into a Duke fraternity.....

HAHAHA!

Eastern got some terrible press over a recent rape/murder but I don't know what to say about this.

BTW, the link was to the Michigandaily - UofM's campus newspaper.

Where do I begin?
Frat guys tossed her out? What's wrong with kids these days?

She went at it for 30 minutes and the frat guys were complaining. That tells you right there that these guys have no experience in the real world. A 30 minute private show at a "gentlemen's club" can set you back a mortgage payment or two. Especially, if your company no longer allows clients to be entertained at adult establishments...

Two couches are being tossed...must have been quite a performance. Don't frat guys own cameras?

You guys are just assuming she's hot. Dangerous.

OZoner Wrote:You guys are just assuming she's hot. Dangerous.

Don't ruin my mental picture.

The larger assumption is that the fraternity guys weren't wrecked and made this up. It may have been their mental picture as well.

OZoner Wrote:You guys are just assuming she's hot. Dangerous.

Of course. But, if she was ugly, why did they wait 30 minutes?

The Melissa Virus?

Tampa Rocket's Mental Picture:

Okie Chippewa Wrote:The Melissa Virus?

Tampa Rocket's Mental Picture:

The sad part is..... Rocket is wondering if she cut in or drew it

EMU Steve

I think you hit the nail on the head...link ..Michigandaily....UM rag.
Hey she could have said she was from mars....would people give her credence then. Some people will do anything to bring EMU into a bad light! Sounds like a group of guys stretching the facts with wishful thinking!!!

Wonder how much the bet was for?

There goes my mental image :gasp:

I knew someone had to have a camera. Well, so much for her looking like Carmen Electra.

I love the picture where the little troll is running away from the performer...ooooh cooties! She may have been heinous looking, but I doubt that guy is getting much action. Did they sumperimpose that little weasel into the picture? Looks like a leprechaun.

It was probably one of the local panhandlers or tenants from the halfway house about 3 blocks from campus. There have been times that the greek orgs. and athletic teams have found the panhandlers or halfway house people in their houses or the athletic facilities. My old coach actually found one of the well known panhandlers sleeping on the pole vault mats inside Bowen Field House before a track meet.