03-16-2007, 11:18 AM
This is some pretty funny stuff here....check it out, i love this guys reasoning behind his picks
http://www.drivl.com/posts/view/738
SIU and OSU made the list haha
heres some examples:
17. Southern Illinois University-Carbondale's Saluki (Missouri Valley)
I never thought there would be an uglier dog mascot than the bulldog, but Southern Illinois had to prove me wrong by adopting the saluki as theirs. These guys look like they were the result of several generations of inbreeding. They also look like they're going to eat your f****** face.
1. Stanford's Cardinal (Pac-10)
Ah, the Stanford tree...I don't even know where to begin. When I set out to make this list, I wasn't sure who would grace the coveted 2-25 spots, but I knew right away who would land at #1. This abomination looks like what a class of kindergartners would create as a Christmas decoration for their classroom, with their parents patronizingly oohing and ahhing with faux-impressed approval.
Being a classy institution, Stanford likes to add a little formality to whatever they touch, so, naturally, this tree is outfitted in a bowtie and top hat. The big red lips and googly eyes add a vaguely racist (if that's even possible with an evergreen) touch.
Congratulations to you, Stanford, for spawning the most heinous, ugliest, random, and downright retarded mascot in the NCAA.
http://www.drivl.com/posts/view/738
SIU and OSU made the list haha
heres some examples:
17. Southern Illinois University-Carbondale's Saluki (Missouri Valley)
I never thought there would be an uglier dog mascot than the bulldog, but Southern Illinois had to prove me wrong by adopting the saluki as theirs. These guys look like they were the result of several generations of inbreeding. They also look like they're going to eat your f****** face.
1. Stanford's Cardinal (Pac-10)
Ah, the Stanford tree...I don't even know where to begin. When I set out to make this list, I wasn't sure who would grace the coveted 2-25 spots, but I knew right away who would land at #1. This abomination looks like what a class of kindergartners would create as a Christmas decoration for their classroom, with their parents patronizingly oohing and ahhing with faux-impressed approval.
Being a classy institution, Stanford likes to add a little formality to whatever they touch, so, naturally, this tree is outfitted in a bowtie and top hat. The big red lips and googly eyes add a vaguely racist (if that's even possible with an evergreen) touch.
Congratulations to you, Stanford, for spawning the most heinous, ugliest, random, and downright retarded mascot in the NCAA.