I am surprised that I have not seen this on the board yet, but it is true. They are banner thiefs and bart taunts police officers. You are both on probation as road crew members. Once more screw up and you guys are gone. :banned:
Hey bart, how does it feel to be handcuffed? If only I could have been there with my camera. It would have been priceless. lmfao lmfao lmfao
Quote:Hey bart, how does it feel to be handcuffed?
Dog Fan ....
Huskie_Jon Wrote:Quote:Hey bart, how does it feel to be handcuffed?
Dog Fan ....
It's not bad....as long as you're not handcuffed by a cop. Of course, if it's a hot, voluptuous, buxom female cop, it could be quite pleasant. Even better if she pulls your pants down and beats you with her club. It actually happened to me once. However, once I started screaming out in pain, my wife took off the uniform and went to bed. Damn sadist!
I was lucky enough to see some of this happen from where I was working. I got to see Coils get stopped as he ran towards the mobile with a big ass bannar trailing behind him.
CHoran24 Wrote:I was lucky enough to see some of this happen from where I was working. I got to see Coils get stopped as he ran towards the mobile with a big ass bannar trailing behind him.
lol I guess that rolling it up would have been too much work.
Bart: "Are you retarded?"
NIURedBlack Wrote:Bart: "Are you retarded?"
What is yes.
calvin12 Wrote:what banner?
The one that said woof woof woof for wolfe wolfe wolfe
The one that we didn't get to hold up because Wolfe didn't do squat in the first half.
Quote:The one that we didn't get to hold up because Wolfe didn't do squat in the first half.
Well maybe if you had held it up anyway, instead of waiting for him to do something great, it might have inspired him to higher levels of performance.
So, now I blame you for his subpar performance. ;-)
And, since we are on the topic of banners, what was with the BENCH DYNO poster I saw going through the tailgating lot?
For what it's worth, I tried to make my way from our tailgating spot over to the Mobile, but didn't quite make it. I quickly got the impression that I was a pilgrim in an unholy land. It was almost as if the students could smell faculty on me, and wanted me out of their territory.
Did you guys really get arrested for trying to steal the Woof Woof Woof for Wolfe Wolfe Wolfe banner or did i fall off the inside joke train?
NIUMgmtProf Wrote:Quote:The one that we didn't get to hold up because Wolfe didn't do squat in the first half.
Well maybe if you had held it up anyway, instead of waiting for him to do something great, it might have inspired him to higher levels of performance.
So, now I blame you for his subpar performance. ;-)
And, since we are on the topic of banners, what was with the BENCH DYNO poster I saw going through the tailgating lot?
For what it's worth, I tried to make my way from our tailgating spot over to the Mobile, but didn't quite make it. I quickly got the impression that I was a pilgrim in an unholy land. It was almost as if the students could smell faculty on me, and wanted me out of their territory.
We had several creative signs for the game made by Bart. Unfortunatly HuskieJoe's drunk ass tore them up.
You need to make your way over to the Huskie Mobile next game. I will blaze you a trail. Wether or not I remember you will depend on how much alcohol I consume at tailgating. I had enough on this Saturday to kill an average human being.
I've got another drinking/cops related question.
There was a group of young alums near us tailgating and they had enough beer to drown several third-world countries. Around 12:30 a police officer sees them shotgunning canned beers and comes over to tell them they can't do that, and that they will have to drink the beer normally. In fact, he made one guy drink the beer out of the hole he created with his key, but without opening the top of the can.
So, is this normal? Is this a policy? I'm well beyond my shotgunning and funneling days, so it doesn't really affect me. But there seems to be something amiss here. Either you are allowed to drink or not, I didn't think our style/method of drinking could be regulated.
i thought i saw someone running around inside the stadium on the east side with the woof for wolfe banner all rolled up? i guess i wasnt imagining it.
how the hell did they manage to get it is what i want to know.
NIUMgmtProf Wrote:I've got another drinking/cops related question.
There was a group of young alums near us tailgating and they had enough beer to drown several third-world countries. Around 12:30 a police officer sees them shotgunning canned beers and comes over to tell them they can't do that, and that they will have to drink the beer normally. In fact, he made one guy drink the beer out of the hole he created with his key, but without opening the top of the can.
So, is this normal? Is this a policy? I'm well beyond my shotgunning and funneling days, so it doesn't really affect me. But there seems to be something amiss here. Either you are allowed to drink or not, I didn't think our style/method of drinking could be regulated.
I saw a group of guys do a beer bong while the cops stood and watched. After they were finnished the cops just told them to do it normally. The cops are actually pretty cool at NIU compared to other schools around the state.
baritonedog15 Wrote:i thought i saw someone running around inside the stadium on the east side with the woof for wolfe banner all rolled up? i guess i wasnt imagining it.
how the hell did they manage to get it is what i want to know.
They got it legally. They were not in the wrong....that's another NIU mixup!!
HuskiemobileMan Wrote:We had several creative signs for the game made by Bart. Unfortunatly HuskieJoe's drunk ass tore them up.
Bart responded to Phil's TD pass by holding up his Touchdown Nicholson sign. I responded by chanting "Touchdown Horvath", and Bart responded (prior to being arrested) by beating his signs over my head, pounding the nub on top of my hat into my head. This assault left a 1.5" diameter bump on my head yesterday, now is down to about 1". I was going to have Bart arrested for assault, but I feel sorry for the poor guy after he embarassed himself enough already.
HuskiemobileMan Wrote:I am surprised that I have not seen this on the board yet, but it is true. They are banner thiefs and bart taunts police officers. You are both on probation as road crew members. Once more screw up and you guys are gone. :banned:
Hey bart, how does it feel to be handcuffed? If only I could have been there with my camera. It would have been priceless. lmfao lmfao lmfao
It is a good think Bart is not a member of a fraternity. If so, the entire fraternity would have been suspended and a full story with photo on the front page of the Northern Star...
Congratulations, Bart, for acting like a drunk, irresponsible frat boy! I know how much you like frat guys. You must be proud acting like one.
HuskieJoe Wrote:HuskiemobileMan Wrote:We had several creative signs for the game made by Bart. Unfortunatly HuskieJoe's drunk ass tore them up.
Bart responded to Phil's TD pass by holding up his Touchdown Nicholson sign. I responded by chanting "Touchdown Horvath", and Bart responded (prior to being arrested) by beating his signs over my head, pounding the nub on top of my hat into my head. This assault left a 1.5" diameter bump on my head yesterday, now is down to about 1". I was going to have Bart arrested for assault, but I feel sorry for the poor guy after he embarassed himself enough already.
He made a bump on your head with a cardboard sign? I hope you don't get brain damage from that!