CSNbbs

Actually I was just returned to earth from the planet Cetron. You see I was abducted by the Cetronites while on my visit to Frank Z's in Chicago. You would be suprised who I ran into up there. One thing for sure you can forget the rumor about Jimmy Hoffa being buried in the endzone of the Meadowlands. Remember how Norman Greenbaum mysteriously dissappeared after his hit "Spirit in the Sky" in 1970. Don't tell anyone,but I found him. Let's not forget Elvis along with Rocky and Bullwinkle.

However the one that makes me smile is the chick in the shaving cream commercial you know the big Sweedish babe that said, "take it off, take it all off. I just happened to run into her the day we were all having our body orifces checked by the Cetronites.

By the way did you finish your vibrating Barco Lounger project?

TRS
Somewhere near Roswell

Now I'm sorry I asked. Instead of TRS, we should call you PUS (as in Phucked-Up Stuff). Listen, mushroom-clouded-head, you keep talkin' this way and I'm going to have to contact your brother from "The Saprano's." What was his name? Oh, yeah, "Big Pus."

This sort of thing happens to you after teaching teenagers for 28 years.

TRS alias PUS
University of Roswell