CSNbbs

(C.R.A.P = Community Regulars Awards Presentation)
The awards will be heretofore nicknamed "the crappies"

You won't (and shouldn't) be able to vote for all categories.. so only vote for those appropriate. Also, if you're a male, I don''t expect you to vote for hottest male poster... etc.

Send all ballots to awards@ncaabbs.com -- they must be in by Midnight EST Saturday to be counted.

To the folks on MACbbs / SECbbs: We know where you live. Please participate... we know you have your niche, but we'd appreciate it if you joined us on this one.

To be presented: On the Sports Bar and with a live chat using the board chat rooms on Sunday, March 1st, at 8 PM EST

Award Categories:
-- ACCbbs:
- Most Annoying Poster
- Emoticon Award (best use of emoticons)
- Nobody Gives a **** Award (most meaningless poster)
- Biggest PPPPer (Post Padding Ping Pong... posts just to increase post count)
- Biggest Die-Hard Fan
- Biggest Homer
- Half-Empty Award (biggest pessimist)
- Half-Full Award (biggest optimist)
- MVP (Most Valuable Poster)
- Ban Bait (Most Likely to be banned)
- School Awards (One Award to the biggest fan for each conference school)
- Voice of Reason (Most reasonable/logical poster)
- Mod

-- MACbbs:
- Most Annoying Poster
- Emoticon Award (best use of emoticons)
- Nobody Gives a **** Award (most meaningless poster)
- Biggest PPPPer (Post Padding Ping Pong... posts just to increase post count)
- Biggest Die-Hard Fan
- Biggest Homer
- Half-Empty Award (biggest pessimist)
- Half-Full Award (biggest optimist)
- MVP (Most Valuable Poster)
- Ban Bait (Most Likely to be banned)
- School Awards (One Award to the biggest fan for each conference school)
- Voice of Reason (Most reasonable/logical poster)
- Best Mod

-- SECbbs:
- Most Annoying Poster
- Emoticon Award (best use of emoticons)
- Nobody Gives a **** Award (most meaningless poster)
- Biggest PPPPer (Post Padding Ping Pong... posts just to increase post count)
- Biggest Die-Hard Fan
- Biggest Homer
- Half-Empty Award (biggest pessimist)
- Half-Full Award (biggest optimist)
- MVP (Most Valuable Poster)
- Ban Bait (Most Likely to be banned)
- School Awards (One Award to the biggest fan for each conference school)
- Voice of Reason (Most reasonable/logical poster)
- Best Mod

-- Other boards:
- Futility Award (Person sticking it out all alone) -- TWO RECIPIENTS
- Biggest PPPPer (Post Padding Ping Pong... posts just to increase post count)
- Biggest Die-Hard Fan
- Biggest Homer
- MVP (Most Valuable Poster)
- Voice of Reason (Most reasonable/logical poster)

-- Overall
- Best Alias
- Worst Alias
- Best Admin
- Worst Admin
- Best Graemlin / Funny Picture
- Milk Carton Award (most missed disappeared poster)
- Schizo Award (too many aliases)
- Joseph Stalin Award (biggest extreme left liberal)
- Rush Limbaugh Award (biggest extreme right conservative)
- Christopher Lowell Award (frutiest poster)
- Pamela Anderson Award (hottest female poster)
- Brad Pitt Award (hottest male poster)
- Best Mod
- Evangelist Award (biggest super-religious-zealot)
- Unholy Award (biggest athiest / deist / not very religious person)
- Comedian Award (funniest poster)
- Revenge of the Nerds Award (biggest nerd)
- The Matrix Award (biggest computer geek)

I have a suggestion. Why don't you post a form that you can just fill in and submit? It would make it easier for people(who are too lazy to write all that stuff down - like me for instance) to vote.

I'm too lazy too :)

You can post it on this thread if you would like... just copy and paste from my post then remove the award categories you do not wish to / cannot vote on

Quote:-- MACbbs:
- Most Annoying Poster

Oddball, you might want to start working on an acceptance speech.

I have another suggestion for an award.

How about biggest doofus of the the universe?(for the South Park fans out there)

M others
A gainst
C anada

(MAC another South Park reference)

RochesterFalcon Wrote:

Quote:-- MACbbs:
- Most Annoying Poster

Oddball, you might want to start working on an acceptance speech.

Thank you, thank you very much. I'd like to thank God, my parents, my agent, all of the little people that I stepped on to get where I am, the people in wardrobe, my hairdresser, Hunter S. Thompson, creatine, Marc Andreessen, Dodo, caffiene, the Harp Brewing Company, Armani, Google, Jennifer Lopez's @ss, Frank Zappa, and everyone who bought my first album...

You forgot your moral compass, Bill Clinton.

RochesterFalcon Wrote:

Quote:-- MACbbs:
- Most Annoying Poster

Oddball, you might want to start working on an acceptance speech.

Are you sure Herdon wouldn't win that award? :mad:

Hmmmm. Let's try a few.

I think Oddball gets Most Annoying Poster by acclamation.
Voice of Reason - EcK
Mod - Dodo
I proudly nominate myself for the Nobody Gives a **** Award
Emoticon Award - The Flash (although all Kent posters get honorable mentions. What is it with them and the emoticons? I don't know whether to :eek: :D: or when I see their use of those little thingys).
Half-Full Award - HuronDave (Anybody who can consistently root for EMU football has got to win the optimist award).

MAKO Wrote:Half-Full Award - HuronDave (Anybody who can consistently root for EMU football has got to win the optimist award).

I'd like to nominate Kit "Harvard is the Ohio U. of the East" Kat as biggest homer.

I actually haven't settled on my vote for most annoying yet.

eCK is obviously the voice of reason. And Huron Dave is an excellent choice as the optimist. I was thinking Axeme, but he does have basketball to keep him warm through the winter.



<!--EDIT|RochesterFalcon|Feb 26 2003, 08:54 AM-->

RochesterFalcon Wrote:I'd like to nominate Kit "Harvard is the Ohio U. of the East" Kat as biggest homer.

He actually was going to get my nomination for Who Gives a Sh-it.

Dodo gets my nod for biggest homer. Anybody that gets in tights and rolls around on mats with sweaty cauliflowered-eared boys is definitely a homer in my books.

Pretty good stuff, Swagger, but I'm not sure we have enough posters here to fill out all those categories, and I sense a "private" ballot of sorts might be the best option........after all, we all want to "get along", now don't we? (Well, kind of).

Maybe you could go with 6 major categories or something, although many you have nominated are pretty funny and made me chuckle!

P.S. Not too sure the guys on the Vine think I'm the "voice of reason", but thanks for the nominations anyway!

P.P.S. Did I mention that Miami is in first place in the MAC East now....that's the good news.......the bad news is that we're a one-bid conference now with Kent and CMU going down to defeat.

Most annoying poster: Anyone who regularly posts in FAVOUR of marshall university.....

I second that.

Best Mod: Rocketfootball, followed by CMichFan.

"Who gives a **** award, for MEANINGLESS posts....see two posts above this one.



<!--EDIT|Herd Fan 4-Life|Feb 26 2003, 02:17 PM-->

Herd Fan 4-Life Wrote:Best Mod: Rocketfootball, followed by CMichFan.

"Who gives a **** award, for MEANINGLESS posts....see two posts above this one.

oh my friend, it's not meaningless....ask anyone out there........pretty much anything you guys post is annoying....and not only that, but closed minded....

Quote:pretty much anything you guys post is annoying....and not only that, but closed minded....

That's an awfully broad stroke you've got there.

I would like to nominate my self for best looking poster, cause I know I am :D

He appears to be good at stroking it.