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Stolen from someon on the Bobcat board:

Goals for Fans Heading Into 2003:

Ohio Fans: Quit smoking.
Marshall Fans: Quit smoking crack with Jolene behind Just Tires.

Ohio Fans: Lose a few pounds.
Marshall Fans: Lose a few pounds in third chin, fourth stomach roll.

Ohio Fans: Start working out.
Marshall Fans: Start working.

Ohio Fans: Shave goatee once and for all.
Marshall Fans: Shave mullet once in the Fall.

Ohio Fans: Take cousin to more games
Marshall Fans: Take cousin on more dates

Ohio Fans: Buy a house.
Marshall Fans: Buy a set of tires for house.

Ohio Fans: Ask for girlfriend's hand in marriage.
Marshall Fans: Ask for girlfriend's hand in washing load of white tanktops.

Ohio Fans: Buy that dream car.
Marshall Fans: Buy deodorant.

Of course, this is all in jest. I think that Marshall fans are all fine, upstanding citizens.

and if you can't be there to watch the game live, you can see it on our TV station that you are forced to watch cause Athens is total BFE. Good luck Kitties. Will you finally get two games in a row? I figure you will cause we suck. Kent must really feel like a pimple on a donkey's ****** after losing to us. They are MAC elite basketball and gave us an even record (again). Sort of like Akron beating us in football.

PS those were pretty funny or at least original.

Good grief. An actual smack post that's witty and avoids ranting and raving. This board's going straight to hell.

Marshall fans: Have Greg White go where Larry Hunter went.
Ohio fans: Bring back Larry Hunter!

Ohio fans: Show pride in Chad Brinker's triumphant return from brain surgery.
Marshall fans: Chad Brinker signing to play football for the Bobcats was proof that he needed brain surgery.

Marshall fans: Have Stan Hill score the winning touchdown in the MAC championship.
Ohio fans: Have Stan Hill score them some good weed.

Marshall fans: Cheer for their lovable town drunk, Stan Hill.
Ohio Fans: Cheer for Stan Hill to funnel beers as he rides threw Athens as Grandmaster of their Halloween Bash Parade. (Stan of course screams back, "Show us your tits!")

Ohio fans: Hope to see Brandon Hunter dominate Marshall again Saturday.
Marshall fans: Hope to see Brandon Hunter dominated by Tony Cavalier in a new film titled, "Weatherboy Love Slave".

Ohio fans: Wear matching T-shirts in the O-Zone.
Marshall fans: Wear matching leather belt and shoes made from authentic Athens sorority girl cowhide.

Marshall fans: Wish WSAZ channel 3 would televise more games.
Ohio fans: Wish WSAZ channel 3 would come in better in Athens.

Marshall fans: Hope to win sixth MAC championship in football.
Ohio fans: Hope to win sixth game in three seasons in football.





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