Alright, NPR, MsNole, JBR et al, send me a Fanstasy Club application.
So, keeping mind what Coach Peanut said earlier this week, do we support Cutcliffe for coach of the year?
I have to say half of the first half looked pretty bad. But boy did we ever get a defensive game going. Incredible. This one game changes the outlook for this season. If we can keep the intensity we had today in the tough games to come, we might have nice season after all.
I am trying to remember the last time we had such an impressive win. It could have been in '86 when we knocked LSU off when they were ranked high.
We still need to get a consistent offense going, but man what a defense we had today.
FANTASY ISLAND CREW APPLICATION
FANTASY ISLAND CREW APPLICATION
(NOTE: This form is proprietary and not to be disseminated outside of Fantasy Island.)
1. Name_____________
2. Aliases____________
3. Nice Rack? Yes____ No____Saving up for one _____
4. Last Ole Miss Game You Attended_______
5. Last Victory You Saw Over a Quality Opponent In Person______________
6. Do You Boo Our Coach? Yes___ Of course____ Who Doesn't?_____
7. Are You a Member of the Loyality [sic] Foundation? Yes___ No___ You mean, the Loyalty Foundation? ____
8. Own a Skybox? Yes____ No____ Working Stiff____
9. Occupation:
____Drunk Lawyer
____Gay Poet
____Pedantic Schoolmarm
____Greasy Politician
____Spoiled Rich Kid
____Flag-toting Racist
____Former Miss America
____Playboy Model
____I live in a box under I-55
10. Do You Exist?
____No one's ever met me, but I really do.
____I write; thus, I exist.
11. Is the whiskey bottle half empty or half full?
____Half full
____Half empty
____Empty
12. Would your friends describe you as a nattering naybob of negativism?
____Yes
____No
____Define "friends"
13. Who do you consider to be Ole Miss' biggest rival?
____LSU
____MSU
____Ole Miss
14. Does your middle finger extend well away from your clenched fist? In other words, when you flip idiots off in traffic, can they tell you're flipping them off?
____Yes
____Usually I just pull up beside them at the red light and cuss them out
____I don't drive in traffic; my chauffeur takes me everywhere.
15. Have you ever guessed correctly at the next play call while watching an Ole Miss game?
____Well, it's either going to be HB dive right, HB dive left or a screen play, so it's not that hard.
____No, I am in awe of our offensive complexity.
16. Are you a self-described "intellectual"?
____Rather
____Nope
17. Ever play in the band, write poetry or woo women with wine and song?
____I come out of the pocket to knock it
____Dumb jock
____Gave up the song of the muse to pursue wealth and power
18. Describe our period of mediocrity:
____Began in 1964 after our last SEC title
____Began after Vaught left
____Extended between Vaught and Brewer
____Began after our last Sugar Bowl appearance
____As long as we beat LSU, we'll never be mediocre in my mind
Do you swear to maintain a fair, objective, loyal view of our head coach and give credit where credit is due?
____ I do
____ Just so long as the coach does what I would have done
____ Hell no, I'll never be happy with anything at Ole Miss, even if we win another NC
Please email and/or post your application. After review of your application, you will be contacted concerning dues, secret handshakes, hand signs and the like.
Hotty freakin' Toddy!
Gee, JBR, if the form is proprietary and not to be distributed outside of Fantasy Island, how could it be given out to prospective memebers?
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by JBRebel:
FANTASY ISLAND CREW APPLICATION
(NOTE: This form is proprietary and not to be disseminated outside of Fantasy Island.)
1. Name___Wryword__________
2. Aliases_Jerk___________
3. Nice Rack? Yes____ No____Saving up for one _____What's a rack?
4. Last Ole Miss Game You Attended__2000_____
5. Last Victory You Saw Over a Quality Opponent In Person___Can't remember one___________
6. Do You Boo Our Coach? Yes___ Of course____ Who Doesn't?___X__
7. Are You a Member of the Loyality [sic] Foundation? Yes___ No___ You mean, the Loyalty Foundation? _X___
8. Own a Skybox? Yes____ No__X__ Working Stiff____
9. Occupation:
_X___Drunk Lawyer
____Gay Poet
____Pedantic Schoolmarm
____Greasy Politician
____Spoiled Rich Kid
____Flag-toting Racist
____Former Miss America
____Playboy Model
_X___I live in a box under I-55
10. Do You Exist?
____No one's ever met me, but I really do.
__X__I write; thus, I exist.
11. Is the whiskey bottle half empty or half full?
____Half full
____Half empty
__X__Empty
12. Would your friends describe you as a nattering naybob of negativism?
____Yes
____No
_X___Define "friends"
13. Who do you consider to be Ole Miss' biggest rival?
_X___LSU
____MSU
____Ole Miss
14. Does your middle finger extend well away from your clenched fist? In other words, when you flip idiots off in traffic, can they tell you're flipping them off?
_X___Yes
____Usually I just pull up beside them at the red light and cuss them out
____I don't drive in traffic; my chauffeur takes me everywhere.
15. Have you ever guessed correctly at the next play call while watching an Ole Miss game?
_X___Well, it's either going to be HB dive right, HB dive left or a screen play, so it's not that hard.
____No, I am in awe of our offensive complexity.
16. Are you a self-described "intellectual"?
____Rather
_X___Nope
17. Ever play in the band, write poetry or woo women with wine and song?
____I come out of the pocket to knock it
____Dumb jock
_X___Gave up the song of the muse to pursue wealth and power
18. Describe our period of mediocrity:
____Began in 1964 after our last SEC title
_X___Began after Vaught left
____Extended between Vaught and Brewer
____Began after our last Sugar Bowl appearance
____As long as we beat LSU, we'll never be mediocre in my mind
Do you swear to maintain a fair, objective, loyal view of our head coach and give credit where credit is due?
__X__ I do
____ Just so long as the coach does what I would have done
____ Hell no, I'll never be happy with anything at Ole Miss, even if we win another NC
Please email and/or post your application. After review of your application, you will be contacted concerning dues, secret handshakes, hand signs and the like.
Hotty freakin' Toddy!</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Wryword:
Gee, JBR, if the form is proprietary and not to be distributed outside of Fantasy Island, how could it be given out to prospective memebers?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ummm, did I mention that I've never been to Law School? Besides to take a whizz?
I guess, since you asked for the app, that means you are legally ON Fantasy Island. Would that make any more sense, legally?
Is making sense, legally, oxymoronic?
Great Application Form! <img border="0" alt="[Bow]" title="" src="graemlins/bow.gif" />
I don't know exactly "how" we did it but holding Florida to 14 points was just OUTSTANDING! They can't say they didn't have the opportunities - the "D" just snuffed them out. <img border="0" alt="[Cheers]" title="" src="graemlins/cheers.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[Bow]" title="" src="graemlins/bow.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[Cheers]" title="" src="graemlins/cheers.gif" />
Actually, JBR, the a crew member on the Minnow who must remain nameless brought some copies out during the boat's last run to the real world for supplies (scotch, beer, condoms -- the usual stuff) That's how I got it.
Thank ya thank ya, Still. Say man, when you coming over to say "how do?" during a game? Where's the love, my brother? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />
Wry, now that we've reviewed your application we must teach you the sacred sign. Wiz and I displayed it proudly last Saturday, so NPR will post a copy of the pic when he reads this, I'm assuming.
You know the sign, right Frog?
The Sign
<a href="http://photo.msn.s8.com/MS8zLzEwMzQyMjMzMzMvMS8xMDMwLzE1NS8zMi9lQlk5aUdBYmVlcGJkRDJabXptUkt3/b95446690427dbc4aca661b314d560e2/clbk=HcZNnT9kkUh7v3gGH5Km4yoNAPtqj!f3lXEuFXKye8Vfxd!44" target="_blank">http://photo.msn.s8.com/MS8zLzEwMzQyMjMzMzMvMS8xMDMwLzE1NS8zMi9lQlk5aUdBYmVlcGJkRDJabXptUkt3/b95446690427dbc4aca661b314d560e2/clbk=HcZNnT9kkUh7v3gGH5Km4yoNAPtqj!f3lXEuFXKye8Vfxd!44</a> naOgcmHIXK7UNciEV!luyieUhg$/jpg.jpg
Frog, a.k.a. NPR
<img border="0" alt="[Cheers]" title="" src="graemlins/cheers.gif" />
HOLY S&*T!!!! I look God awful in that pic!!! It looks like I've gained back the 80 pounds I've lost in the past year! Geez, and I knew I needed to get rid of those 1988 Vuarnet shades I still have, but my ego just deflated.
WR
<img border="0" alt="[Bang Head]" title="" src="graemlins/banghead.gif" />
Nonsense, Wiz. Reb-Rx is probably just dying to meet you. The look and the attitude is perfect. Ain't nobody in New Albany gonna mess with you, that's for sure.
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Wryword:
Nonsense, Wiz. Reb-Rx is probably just dying to meet you. The look and the attitude is perfect. Ain't nobody in New Albany gonna mess with you, that's for sure.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh yeah dude. They'll just be knocking down my door now. I hate bad pics!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="mad-flaming.gif" />
Not to slight you NPR...you took a good pic. I just look like hell.
You guys like my flag though?
WR
Cameras are bad on some people -- like me. Hell, I never let people take pictures of me. Not to worry, Wiz. I've seen a whole lot worse.
Well, Wiz, I'd say we've probably both taken better 2D representations of ourselves, but it's the sign that's the point.
Y'all want glamour shots of drunken sunburned Rebel fans, go somewheres else. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />
Next week, the secret handshake!
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by JBRebel:
Well, Wiz, I'd say we've probably both taken better 2D representations of ourselves, but it's the sign that's the point.
Y'all want glamour shots of drunken sunburned Rebel fans, go somewheres else. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />
Next week, the secret handshake!</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Good point JBR. Man, my sunburn is still killing me. Oh well, we'll just turn around and do it again this weekend. Hotty Toddy!
WR
<img border="0" alt="[Cheers]" title="" src="graemlins/cheers.gif" />
Yeah, there has to be a way to shorten that for us working stiffs with 15" monitors, NPR!
L-O-N-G addie there, buddy! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />
Next time, we'll bring the black and white film, Wiz. Be sure to stock up on new shades before then. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Cool]" src="cool.gif" />
Loved the flag and the tent as well, Wiz. Nice spot you had there, too. . .
. . .suspiciously close to sorority row. By design (he asks knowingly)?
Oh gee...I guess I never really noticed how close it is to Sorority Row. Interesting... <img border="0" alt="[angel]" title="" src="graemlins/angel.gif" />
WR