11-03-2004, 08:18 AM
A farmer asked a friend to recommend an attorney to defend
him against a charge of bestiality.
"I know a great trial lawyer," the fellow said, "but he's
expensive and doesn't know how to pick a jury. I know another
lawyer," he continued, "who's not a great trial lawyer, but
he's cheap and really knows how to pick a jury."
The farmer settled on the cheap attorney, but immediately
had second thoughts when the key witness, a neighbor, began
his testimony.
"I saw Jed mount his sheep from behind," he said, "and when
he was finished, I saw the sheep turn around and lick Jed's
pecker."
The accused farmer was devastated and had all but given up
Hope until a juror in overalls whispered to the fellow next
to him, "You know, a good sheep will do that."
him against a charge of bestiality.
"I know a great trial lawyer," the fellow said, "but he's
expensive and doesn't know how to pick a jury. I know another
lawyer," he continued, "who's not a great trial lawyer, but
he's cheap and really knows how to pick a jury."
The farmer settled on the cheap attorney, but immediately
had second thoughts when the key witness, a neighbor, began
his testimony.
"I saw Jed mount his sheep from behind," he said, "and when
he was finished, I saw the sheep turn around and lick Jed's
pecker."
The accused farmer was devastated and had all but given up
Hope until a juror in overalls whispered to the fellow next
to him, "You know, a good sheep will do that."