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The University of Toledo: just like Akron but without those pesky academics.

UT athletics, if we were any worse we'd be joining Conference USA.

The University of Toledo: Michigan MAC champs!

University of Toledo graduates: coming to a Taco Bell near you.

The University of Toledo: for when you get that rejection notice from BGSU.


Feel free to add more. :)

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I know that there is a 70% chance of rain.....any idea if the Glass Bowl will be filled tonight? If so, it would likely help UT's bowl chances, even if the Rockets lost tonight.

I don't know about the rain but I did hear on the news that Amstutz has been downgraded from morbidly obese to "just plain sloppy".

BG Women: The extra hair helps keep the STD's toasty warm
BG Men: Effeminate by choice. Really. We swear. Stop laughing. *****!
BG Campus: Third best rest area on that stretch of 75.
BG Education: I'm sorry, extra cheese counts as two items.
BG History: Um, Scott Hamilton once lived in the same town as the school.

DrTorch Wrote:UT athletics, if we were any worse we'd be joining Conference USA.

Btw, that was damn funny!

Oddball Wrote:BG History: Um, Scott Hamilton once lived in the same town as the school.

Major diss of Carol Channing!
You bad, Oddball, you very bad.

Don't forget Tim Conway! In fact, I heard BG's running backs move just like Mr. Tutball.

DevilGrad Wrote:Don't forget Tim Conway!

Scott Hamilton is funnier.

But Tim Conway is a better athlete.

I'll give you that. Carol (is she still alive?) would whip both of them in a street fight, however.

DevilGrad Wrote:But Tim Conway is a better athlete.

HEY! I played with that dude, man!

Oddball Wrote:I'll give you that. Carol (is she still alive?) would whip both of them in a street fight, however.

She's still alive and probably having plastic surgery -- again -- as we speak. I think she's at the point now that, after each lift, she has to have her ears moved back down from the top of her head.

DevilGrad Wrote:

Oddball Wrote:I'll give you that. Carol (is she still alive?) would whip both of them in a street fight, however.

She's still alive and probably having plastic surgery -- again -- as we speak. I think she's at the point now that, after each lift, she has to have her ears moved back down from the top of her head.

Ah, one facelift away from having a goatee?

MacLord Wrote:I don't know about the rain but I did hear on the news that Amstutz has been downgraded from morbidly obese to "just plain sloppy".