11-26-2004, 05:53 PM
The KSU game put the exclamation point (or should I say writes our epitaph) on our short and horrible tenure in the MAC. So I thought I would give you a little humor and truth as a parting offering. As Bill Murray would say in Ghostbusters......Im gonna miss youuuuu!!!
So with out further aduie.....Sung to the 12 Days of Christmas....I offer The 11th Game of the season AND The 04 Football season!
For the 11th game of the season , my Knights gave to me!!
10 penalties
9 missed tackles
8 injuries
7 blown assigments
6 sacks my goodness
5 fuuuummmmbblllles
4 I N Ts
3 missed kicks
2 bad quarterbacks
And a losing streak the leads the nation!!!
Statistically accurate 12 biggest seasonal stats :
For the 04 football season, my Knights gave to me:
11 straight losses**
72 punts
60 penalties
110 missed tackles
30 injuries
70 blown assingments
50 sacks My Goodness!
27 fummmmmbbbbllllles
13 INTs
8 missed kicks
2 bad quarterbacks....
And a losing streak that leads the nation!!!!
**(15 if you count back to last year)
Im sure you will be sad to see us go........yes, we are your Biatch!!!!
Good Luck!! And Happy Holidays!!
So with out further aduie.....Sung to the 12 Days of Christmas....I offer The 11th Game of the season AND The 04 Football season!
For the 11th game of the season , my Knights gave to me!!
10 penalties
9 missed tackles
8 injuries
7 blown assigments
6 sacks my goodness
5 fuuuummmmbblllles
4 I N Ts
3 missed kicks
2 bad quarterbacks
And a losing streak the leads the nation!!!
Statistically accurate 12 biggest seasonal stats :
For the 04 football season, my Knights gave to me:
11 straight losses**
72 punts
60 penalties
110 missed tackles
30 injuries
70 blown assingments
50 sacks My Goodness!
27 fummmmmbbbbllllles
13 INTs
8 missed kicks
2 bad quarterbacks....
And a losing streak that leads the nation!!!!
**(15 if you count back to last year)
Im sure you will be sad to see us go........yes, we are your Biatch!!!!
Good Luck!! And Happy Holidays!!