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The KSU game put the exclamation point (or should I say writes our epitaph) on our short and horrible tenure in the MAC. So I thought I would give you a little humor and truth as a parting offering. As Bill Murray would say in Ghostbusters......Im gonna miss youuuuu!!! 04-rock

So with out further aduie.....Sung to the 12 Days of Christmas....I offer The 11th Game of the season AND The 04 Football season!

For the 11th game of the season , my Knights gave to me!!

10 penalties
9 missed tackles
8 injuries
7 blown assigments
6 sacks my goodness

5 fuuuummmmbblllles

4 I N Ts
3 missed kicks
2 bad quarterbacks
And a losing streak the leads the nation!!!


Statistically accurate 12 biggest seasonal stats :

For the 04 football season, my Knights gave to me:


11 straight losses**
72 punts
60 penalties
110 missed tackles
30 injuries
70 blown assingments
50 sacks My Goodness!

27 fummmmmbbbbllllles

13 INTs
8 missed kicks
2 bad quarterbacks....
And a losing streak that leads the nation!!!!

**(15 if you count back to last year)


03-banghead 03-banghead

Im sure you will be sad to see us go........yes, we are your Biatch!!!! 04-drinky 04-rock

Good Luck!! And Happy Holidays!!
At least you kept your sense of humor. 04-bow

No need to say goodbye...drop by for a visit next year.
04-bow 03-lol
Great work Knight, funniest post I've seen in my brief time around these parts.... 03-lol
that was a great post 04-bow

if it makes u feel any better...i allready have UCF going to the 2nd round of the ncaa tourny 04-rock
hope u are right rocket... but i doubt it... being in the MAC has been.. fun... and not all bad.. we did go 6-2 year 1. A'sun is a 1 bid league... with 2 or 3 decent teams at the top... have to survive our own tournie or we go home. Glad to see mac getting extra bowl games this year... Good luck.
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