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Hi! My name is Clay and Im addicted to bad fooball!!!

Group: Welcome Clay

Clay: It has been 12 minutes since I witnessed bad football!!! And I need another fix...NOW!!!

Group: oohhhhh, ugh.......grumble grumble

Facilitator: Okay Clay, Tell me about your experiences just this week with what you call....Bad Football.

Clay: Well sir, I tried real hard to avoid it this week.

Facilitator: And How was that Clay?

Clay: I traveled to the Mountains of Northwest Georgia early last Saturday morning to a cabin that had no TV or Newspapers and only local country music radio....So I was trying to break my addiction.

Facilitator: And what went wrong?

Clay: I brought my Radio Shack Extended AM recpetion Radio....Ya know, for important news and more importantly Severe Weather Warnings!!

Facilitator: Weather?

Clay: Yes sir, you dont want to be hiking in unfamiliar mountain terrain with 14 and 11 year old boys with the possiblity of bad weather....A safety precaution sir.

Facilitator: And?????

Clay: Lucky thing I had it, we were about to go hiking right after we arrived and I found out the weather would be inhospitable!

Facilitator: And??

Clay: Well, it started raining about an hour after we got there and poured till Thursday morning when we left.

Facilitator: And?

Clay: That night I tried to get weather updates.......

Facilitator: And???

Clay: All I could find on the radio was.....uh....

Facilitator: Yes??????

Clay: uh.....college footbal sir......bad college football...Lots of it!!!
From Florida, Virginia, Kentucky, Penn, Ohio, Tenn, Illinois, Mo, Indiana!!! It was a veratible cornicopia of BAD COLLEGE FOOTBALL!!!! I was high with Bad football!!! And stayed on the porch till the early morning getting my fix!! Its.....Its....better over the radio!!! Did you know that???? Its Better!!!

Facilitator: Deep breath Clay....okay that was one night what else happened?

Clay: Well, Sunday.....Bad NFL.....same states same results. A Really good high!!

Facilitator: Well, Sunday shouldve ended it....How did you keep it going?

Clay: Continued rain, bad rain....cabin fever....and a Sports talk radio staion from Atlanta.......That kept me hooked up till Tueseday evening.

Facilitator: What happening that night?

Clay: Well sir, I am a UCF Fan.....

Facilitator: UCF fan....Oh! I am very sorry.....it must be painful.....

Clay: Yes sir it is..... and that was why I traveled so far...to get away from the hurt, the pain.....They were playing that night....and it hit me, if I could get all these staions.....

Facilitator: Go on.....

Clay: I could somehow get the broadcast of the game from the Kent State station in Cleveland......It was very time consuming, but I finally did it!! My need for bad football consumed me!......And it was so good!! Turnovers, lost leads, penalties......getting hammered on the score board...orgasmic.

Facilitator: Tell me about this weekend......

Clay: I watched....uh....USF get hammerd,Louisville beat the snot out of Cincy, UGA and Ga Tech, USC an Teir Biatch Dame, The Tampa Bucs get beat by 3-7 Carolina ....and I ....uh

Facilitator: Yes?

Clay: I watched...uh.....the 1-9 49ers play the 1-9 Dolphins IN ITs ENTIERTY....yeah, Yeah!!!! IT WAS GOOD!!!

Facilitator: Well Clay.....I have some bad news.....You are really F ed up and besides 1000mg of Thorazine.....I see no help....You are one sick SOB!
Anything esle Clay?

Clay: YES......I love NHL HOCKEY!!!!ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

Facilitator: Damn man.....I feel for ya.

Haha that was great!

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It's OK, Clay: there might well be a bad bowl game or two coming up. Also, don't forget: the Lions play Arizona next Sunday!

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Bad NFL?

That's not redundant, is it? That's not redundant, is it?

:rofl:

Someone needs to lobby the powers that be to set up the Tidy Bowl featuring:

UCF vs. WMU