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What corporate drone put that abomination together?

Kelly Clarkson. Who the hell is this chick? First her mic won't work, thank God for small favors, then when she gets one that works, it miraculously has 3 voices coming through it, one of which (I'm guessing the live one) is horrendously off-key. Not that the song deserved any better treatment than that, but I definitely agree with the guy in the stands who managed to get picked up by the TV mics during a quiet moment shouting, "Get the phuck off the stage!!!"

Trace Armstrong. Another WTF? "This song is about me"??? I've heard some hokey, jingoistic nonsense in recent years, but this POS made Lee Greenwood and Toby Keith sound positively talented and intelligent. Terrible, terrible, TERRIBLE s#!t. However, not the worst thing of the night.

Jessica Simpson. Some no-talent sister of a no-talent, manufactured celeb wearing some sort of D&S outfit as imagined by Pat Boone and the right Reverand :rolleyes: Jerry Falwell, comes out singing a vacuous piece of pop fluff, backed by a guitar player in a mohawk and a drummer sporting a huge anarchy symbol on his bass drum. To make matters worse, she has the audacity to have a bunch of faux-Smells Like Teen Spirit black-clad cheerleaders "dancing" all over the stage.

Good thing I got the satisfaction of watching the crowd boo to their heart's content when it was done, because that is 15 minutes of my life that I will never get back.

Even Eisenhower didn't envision this in his warning. :eek:
Oddball Wrote:and a drummer sporting a huge anarchy symbol on his bass drum.
Yeah, I saw that two and about spit my beer out. What the hell is that supposed to mean? Anarchy in the BCS? It definitely wasn't anarchy on the stage.
Oddball Wrote:Jessica Simpson. Some no-talent sister of a no-talent, manufactured celeb wearing some sort of D&S outfit as imagined by Pat Boone and the right Reverand :rolleyes: Jerry Falwell, comes out singing a vacuous piece of pop fluff, backed by a guitar player in a mohawk and a drummer sporting a huge anarchy symbol on his bass drum. To make matters worse, she has the audacity to have a bunch of faux-Smells Like Teen Spirit black-clad cheerleaders "dancing" all over the stage.
Jessica Simpson ?

I thought I was watching Kelly Osbourne, either way, both suck! 03-lol :rofl:

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Actually, not that it matters except for accuracy, it was Ashley Simpson.
Oddball Wrote:Actually, not that it matters except for accuracy, it was Ashley Simpson.
God forgive me for knowing this, and those of you on this board forgive me, too, but to be accurate, it's actually Ashlee Simpson, not Ashley. :(

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MikeSpicer Wrote:
Oddball Wrote:Actually, not that it matters except for accuracy, it was Ashley Simpson.
God forgive me for knowing this, and those of you on this board forgive me, too, but to be accurate, it's actually Ashlee Simpson, not Ashley. :(
LOFL! Forgive me, I'm old and have a modicum of taste. :D
MikeSpicer :chair: Oddball
MikeSpicer Wrote:
Oddball Wrote:Actually, not that it matters except for accuracy, it was Ashley Simpson.
God forgive me for knowing this, and those of you on this board forgive me, too, but to be accurate, it's actually Ashlee Simpson, not Ashley. :(
Some things are beyond forgiveness. Booooo!

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LOL! Sorry, I didn't intend it the way it sounded. My apologies.
Oddball Wrote:LOL! Sorry, I didn't intend it the way it sounded. My apologies.
It's true. For Odball, his asshatness is as natural as breathing to you and I.
MikeSpicer Wrote:
Oddball Wrote:Actually, not that it matters except for accuracy, it was Ashley Simpson.
God forgive me for knowing this, and those of you on this board forgive me, too, but to be accurate, it's actually Ashlee Simpson, not Ashley. :(
Somehow, Mike, I don't think we are going to forget this one. 03-nutkick

Did you have to turn around to check the poster on your wall for the spelling? 03-lol

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axeme Wrote:Did you have to turn around to check the poster on your wall for the spelling? 03-lol
Oh, man, that was BRUTAL! 04-bow

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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OVERHERD Wrote:
Oddball Wrote:LOL! Sorry, I didn't intend it the way it sounded. My apologies.
It's true. For Odball, his asshatness is as natural as breathing to you and I.
Don't you ever forget it, Buffett Boy! Btw, I hear that AshLEE and Jimmy are planning a Duets Album. Won't that be special?
I heard complaints about ALL the halftime shows. What was really funny was, as we flipped through the channels and seeing Phil Collins, my son asked, "Why is that guy jumping around?"

Ah, the wisdom of children.

Whoever ABC hired as coreographers ought to be kicked in the head. ABC already has damaged college football w/ their BCS...now they are trashing it even more.
axeme Wrote:
MikeSpicer Wrote:
Oddball Wrote:Actually, not that it matters except for accuracy, it was Ashley Simpson.
God forgive me for knowing this, and those of you on this board forgive me, too, but to be accurate, it's actually Ashlee Simpson, not Ashley. :(
Somehow, Mike, I don't think we are going to forget this one. 03-nutkick

Did you have to turn around to check the poster on your wall for the spelling? 03-lol
MikeSpicer :chair: Oddball/Axeme

04-bow

Actually, no, I didn't look at the poster. I looked at my computer's screensaver. 05-nono
Oddball Wrote:
OVERHERD Wrote:
Oddball Wrote:LOL! Sorry, I didn't intend it the way it sounded. My apologies.
It's true. For Odball, his asshatness is as natural as breathing to you and I.
Don't you ever forget it, Buffett Boy! Btw, I hear that AshLEE and Jimmy are planning a Duets Album. Won't that be special?
Watch it, Lord Flaming Asshat, don't drag Buffett into this discussion. 05-nono
And this, friends, is post No. 100. 04-drinky

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MikeSpicer Wrote:
Oddball Wrote:
OVERHERD Wrote:
Oddball Wrote:LOL! Sorry, I didn't intend it the way it sounded. My apologies.
It's true. For Odball, his asshatness is as natural as breathing to you and I.
Don't you ever forget it, Buffett Boy! Btw, I hear that AshLEE and Jimmy are planning a Duets Album. Won't that be special?
Watch it, Lord Flaming Asshat, don't drag Buffett into this discussion. 05-nono
The fires of Hell are booked, sorry...this will have to do. :D
Oddball Wrote:
MikeSpicer Wrote:
Oddball Wrote:
OVERHERD Wrote:
Oddball Wrote:LOL! Sorry, I didn't intend it the way it sounded. My apologies.
It's true. For Odball, his asshatness is as natural as breathing to you and I.
Don't you ever forget it, Buffett Boy! Btw, I hear that AshLEE and Jimmy are planning a Duets Album. Won't that be special?
Watch it, Lord Flaming Asshat, don't drag Buffett into this discussion. 05-nono
The fires of Hell are booked, sorry...this will have to do. :D
"These are the people our parents warned us about."
I say just stick with the marching bands. :D
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