01-25-2005, 11:32 AM
*Three or more MAC schools will once again go bowling. Akron, once again, won't.
*Ball State will have another rough season but will still manage their biannual beating of Toledo on the grass fields of Muncie. I'm thinking this year's big play will be a TD scored by a mute holder on a fake punt.
*Bowling Green will win the MAC East but lose in the MACCG. Dr. Torch will begin the "Fire Brandon" campaign.
*Buffalo will get that elusive 3rd win...provided the Bulls replace Syracuse with a I-AA opponent. The Bulls will lose to Kent but swear that alumnus Josh Cribbs actually returned to suit up at QB.
*CMU will beat EMU in regulation this year in Mt. Pleasant. Fittingly, the Eagles will once again flub a snap and CMU will recover. This time, the officials will not ignore it and claim time-out was called. CMU will also christen Terry Hoeppner's inaugural Big Ten game with a win over Indiana. Jerry Seymour will actually get to take a few snaps off each game.
*With its best RB gone, EMU will wear out the legs of QB Matt Bohnet by midseason. However, that won't stop EMU from beating WMU in Ypsilanti, as the Eagles will return a fumble from (pick a RB) for a TD in the final minute.
*Kent State will go as far as its defense will take it. That amounts to about four wins.
*Miami will fall just short of winning the MAC East but will get its 3rd consecutive bowl bid as consolation. A vitory over Cincinnati will also help soothe the pain.
*The Huskies will play Michigan close for a half before losing by three+ TDs but will beat Northwestern. NIU will fall to Toledo again as Garrett Wolfe misses the game with a mysterious gastrointestinal ailment. NIU fans will claim foul play. As evidence, they will cite a package of cookies from "Amidala Industries" sent from the Houston area to Wolfe two days before the game... Amstutz will deny involvement and express outrage that he didn't receive any cookies. :mad:
*Ohio will win one of its BC$ OOC games, causing Kit-Cat to start an "Ohio to the Big East" thread. Solich will guide the Bobcats to an improved -- but still losing -- record.
*Toledo will lose a tight MAC West race to NIU despite beating the Huskies. Losses @ Ball State and CMU will hurt. :D
*WMU will celebrate its coaching change by tripling last season's win total but will once again find itself at the bottom of the race for the MI MAC title.
*Ball State will have another rough season but will still manage their biannual beating of Toledo on the grass fields of Muncie. I'm thinking this year's big play will be a TD scored by a mute holder on a fake punt.
*Bowling Green will win the MAC East but lose in the MACCG. Dr. Torch will begin the "Fire Brandon" campaign.
*Buffalo will get that elusive 3rd win...provided the Bulls replace Syracuse with a I-AA opponent. The Bulls will lose to Kent but swear that alumnus Josh Cribbs actually returned to suit up at QB.
*CMU will beat EMU in regulation this year in Mt. Pleasant. Fittingly, the Eagles will once again flub a snap and CMU will recover. This time, the officials will not ignore it and claim time-out was called. CMU will also christen Terry Hoeppner's inaugural Big Ten game with a win over Indiana. Jerry Seymour will actually get to take a few snaps off each game.
*With its best RB gone, EMU will wear out the legs of QB Matt Bohnet by midseason. However, that won't stop EMU from beating WMU in Ypsilanti, as the Eagles will return a fumble from (pick a RB) for a TD in the final minute.
*Kent State will go as far as its defense will take it. That amounts to about four wins.
*Miami will fall just short of winning the MAC East but will get its 3rd consecutive bowl bid as consolation. A vitory over Cincinnati will also help soothe the pain.
*The Huskies will play Michigan close for a half before losing by three+ TDs but will beat Northwestern. NIU will fall to Toledo again as Garrett Wolfe misses the game with a mysterious gastrointestinal ailment. NIU fans will claim foul play. As evidence, they will cite a package of cookies from "Amidala Industries" sent from the Houston area to Wolfe two days before the game... Amstutz will deny involvement and express outrage that he didn't receive any cookies. :mad:
*Ohio will win one of its BC$ OOC games, causing Kit-Cat to start an "Ohio to the Big East" thread. Solich will guide the Bobcats to an improved -- but still losing -- record.
*Toledo will lose a tight MAC West race to NIU despite beating the Huskies. Losses @ Ball State and CMU will hurt. :D
*WMU will celebrate its coaching change by tripling last season's win total but will once again find itself at the bottom of the race for the MI MAC title.