CSNbbs - Dave and Subway

when i was shopping in columbus this past week.....i stopped and ate at subway.....lol guess who i thought of????

There were signs put up now that says

"order here"

"Pay here"

[ July 21, 2002, 08:59 PM: Message edited by: calling_the_hogs ]

Nah... I think Dave's Subway would have a sign..something saying.... "official member of Dave's Mega Mall" or something to that extent

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bwah hahahahhahahahahah

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The sandwich... Money for da sandwich...

FINE!

I get down da road... go back to... to da crib... and the cops are there they arrest me...

I go to JAIL.

I wonder if Dave knows about Subway's new Teriyaki Chicken on... <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />

This will be like the word association threads..

On this thread, mention

Dave
Anything Subway related
Mega Malls
Stupid Criminals
etc

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Me: Dave I love you man.

Dave: No Kev, you can't have my Subway Club.

Dave is a ladies man. If you don't believe me, just ask him...ahahahaha

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Dave.... a ladies man?

LOL...when Gabi and Britt say he is... I'll fully believe that one. Dave being a ladies man is like Clinton being monogomous.

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This Just In....

Dave Buckeye's AA counselor was just shot and killed at the local liquor store.

Deputies say dave thought it was the shooting range and didn't know the gun was loaded.

More details when they come available....

Dave with a firearm

That'll keep you up at night.

Scary, scary thought there.

This also in: Dave robbed Subway, thinking a coupon was legal tender.

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Never under-estimate dave. He's a brilliant man. He would never use a coupon. He thought his monopoly money was legal tender.

I hear though you can only use Monopoly money now at Dave's Mega Mall. This can be a bit of a problem at times, but hey...those $500 bills come in handy!

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Too bad there isn't $500 worth of stuff at the mega mall. I'm going to get the mega mall to sponsor me in my goal to become dave buckeye's probation officer.

SPEECH! SPEECH!

As probation officer, what are your intentions?

Inquiring minds want to know <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />

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We are gathered here today to hear my speach about becomming the probation officer of dave buckeye.

I have come before you to let you know my guidelines of becomming his P.O. First and foremost, Dave is a great guy. He helps the internet world by opening up a mega mall. He also helps charity out my giving money. Who cares if he robbed Subway for the money? After all, it was an accident.

Enough of that, now on to what you've all waited for...My guidelines.

#1. I plan on keeping Dave away from all children and elders. He is a convicted felon, he shouldn't be around these people.

#2. I plan on keeping Dave away from all firearms. Well, that is unless he wanted to use it on himself and make the world a better place.

#3. I will put alarms at each and every Subway locations around the globe. I will also put a buttom under the register like banks have to alert the police of a robbery asap. The police force will then be able to make it to Subway shortly after Dave stumbles out and gets another DUI on his way home.

#4. I plan on putting part or our correctional facility at Buckeye Stadium. The facility will consist of a drunk tank right by the box seats so Dave can still go to buckeye games even in jail.

#5. Last but not least, I PROMISE to keep Dave down to 1 case of beer per day. It will be tough, but with all of your help, we can do it.

So remember, when the time comes, vote me, SouthsideTheTrueRebels for Dave's P.O.

Thanks for your time.

Wow, I'm stunned and deeply impressed.

Personally, I have my doubts on the beer control, but you got my vote Kevin. You seem like the right man for the job.

First thing I'd do is ask for an immediate RAISE. It'll take a lot of scrill to pay for Dave's liquor and to handle him through the Mega Mall hearings.

This just in: Dave's Mega Mall experiencing accounting downfall. Over $30 misaccounted for. More at 11.

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<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by SouthsideTheTrueRebels:
#5. Last but not least, I PROMISE to keep Dave down to 1 case of beer per day. It will be tough, but with all of your help, we can do it.
<hr /></blockquote>BWAH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

ROFL ROFL ROFL

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Dave's Mega Mall shoplifted!

Cash Registered emptied!!!

Estimated $8.23, one bottle top, and 2 rubber bands taken!

Forget party affiliations...this is the man to beat. <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> Frankly, I've never seen any politician with the guts to handle Dave like Kevin here...again, deeply impressed.

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This Just In....

Apparently the little red bull pickup with the beer can on top has crashed in to dave's mega mall. The officers suspect DUI was the cause.

Officer Mitchell: We know that noone was hurt the accident. Hell knows noone shops at the mega mall.

More to come later

Dave's Mega Mall Employee Announcement:

Welcome virtual Apoo from The Simpsons!

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Dave's Mega Mall shoplifted!

Cash Registered emptied!!!

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Is Chapter 11 next for Dave?
Will he fall under the WorldCom and Enron phase?

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