CSNbbs

I don't even want to get into how many seas a white dove must sail before she sleeps in the sand.

First of all, why "she"? Aren't there male doves, Mr. Dylan?

And does the dove have a Hobie Cat? Last time I checked, doves flew.

I raised these questions with the Big East and they thought I was a nut.

I'm looking for some intellectual input from MACsters.

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Quote:Steven Wright Quote of the day - Whatever happened to preparations A through G?

What?

The more important questions are ...

How many beers must a man drink before he is considered an aloholic?
How many women must a man bed before he is considered a stud?
How many miles must a man drive before he is considered a sales rep?
How many martinis must a man drink at lunch before he is considered to have an expense account?
How many miles must a man fly before he forgets what city he is in?
How many years must a man attend college before he is considered a sophomore?
How many dorms must a man live in before he is free of probation?
How many girlfriends must a man follow around campus before he is considered a stalker?
How many chemicals must a man mix together before he is considered a meth amphetamine expert?
How many rules must a man break before he is considered a parole violation?

WKUChazzyOhio Wrote:How many years must a man attend college before he is considered a sophomore?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

And how many posts must a man put on here
before he's not a Water Engineer?
The process of determining the answer, my friend, is a blow job.

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Quote:Steven Wright Quote of the day - Whatever happened to preparations A through G?