Bruce Springsteen arrested for DWI in New Jersey
February 10, 2021

1. Bruce's Days not so full of Glory anymore....
2. Bruce was Blinded by the Lights from the police car that busted him for DWI!...
3. Bruce was bombed in the USA (NJ to be exact)...
4. Bruce was going Down to the River to get wasted...
5. Bruce experienced Darkness on the Edge of Town when he was pulled over for DUI...
6. Bruce's Cadillac was Pink, but his Nose was Red from drinkin'...
7. Bruce was born to Run from the po-lice...
8. Bruce was Racing in the Street...
9. Bruce was Drinkin' in the Dark...
10. Bruce was on Thunderbird Road...
11. Bruce had a Hungry Heart and a Thirsty Palate...
12. Bruce had to Prove it all Night as they gave him a sobriety test...
13. Bruce thought he could get away with DUI because he was in His Hometown...
14. Bruce's DUI Incident was near 57th Street...
15. the police stopped Bruce from driving drunk because they didn't want him to have a Wreck on the Highway...
16.Bruce tried to evade the cops by taking the Backstreets...
17. when stopped for DUI, Bruce tried to use his Brilliant Disguise...
18. when asked how much he had had to drink, Bruce replied 'American Skin (41 Shots)'...
19. Bruce told the policeman he would only talk to a State Trooper...
20. the police asked Bruce if he was driving in a Stolen Car...
21. Bruce tried to get away and go hide from the police with the Brothers Under the Bridge...
22. instead of walking a straight line to prove he wasn't drunk, Bruce did The E Street Shuffle...
23. Bruce was stopped by a Highway Patrolman...
24. when asked where he was headed, Bruce told them he wanted them to meet him in Atlantic City...
25. Bruce was weaving down to the Badlands...
26. When they asked him to stop drinking, Bruce made them the Promise...
27. Bruce got pulled off just after he exited the Tunnel of Love...
28. Bruce tried to get away from the cops and hide in his Secret Garden...
29. When the police called for Bruce to give up he shouted: "No Surrender"...
30. When asked why he chose to be drinking and driving, Bruce told the police he just Gotta Get That Feeling...
31. Bruce said he was drinking the Spirit in the Night...
32. When he was busted for DUI, Bruce exclaimed "I’m Goin’ Down"...
33. When he was booked for DUI, the Sergeant said he was a fan, but disappointed, to which Bruce replied: "It’s Hard to Be a Saint in the City"...
34. When they stopped him for DUI, Bruce had one unfinished shot in his glass, he asked them to give it to his friend for him because Janey Needs a Shooter...
35.After they impounded his car for DUI and finished booking him, the police released Bruce on bail and told him he'd have to take Long Walk Home...
36....when Bruce asked them how was he going to do that, the police Sergent told him to Walk Like a Man...
37. When he was stopped, Bruce pulled his car over by the Factory...
38. When he was busted, Bruce exclaimed this was "My Beautiful Reward" for drinking and driving...
39. While waiting for bail in his cell after being busted for DUI, Bruce complained there was 57 Channels (And Nothin’ On)...


those are 100% original from the GoodOwl, folks! Thank you! Good night!

Was he driving a Jeep?

(02-10-2021 02:41 PM)GoodOwl Wrote:  Bruce Springsteen arrested for DWI in New Jersey
February 10, 2021

1. Bruce's Days not so full of Glory anymore....
2. Bruce was Blinded by the Lights from the police car that busted him for DWI!...
3. Bruce was bombed in the USA (NJ to be exact)...
4. Bruce was going Down to the River to get wasted...
5. Bruce experienced Darkness on the Edge of Town when he was pulled over for DUI...
6. Bruce's Cadillac was Pink, but his Nose was Red from drinkin'...
7. Bruce was born to Run from the po-lice...
8. Bruce was Racing in the Street...
9. Bruce was Drinkin' in the Dark...
10. Bruce was on Thunderbird Road...
11. Bruce had a Hungry Heart and a Thirsty Palate...
12. Bruce had to Prove it all Night as they gave him a sobriety test...
13. Bruce thought he could get away with DUI because he was in His Hometown...
14. Bruce's DUI Incident was near 57th Street...
15. the police stopped Bruce from driving drunk because they didn't want him to have a Wreck on the Highway...
16.Bruce tried to evade the cops by taking the Backstreets...
17. when stopped for DUI, Bruce tried to use his Brilliant Disguise...
18. when asked how much he had had to drink, Bruce replied 'American Skin (41 Shots)'...
19. Bruce told the policeman he would only talk to a State Trooper...
20. the police asked Bruce if he was driving in a Stolen Car...
21. Bruce tried to get away and go hide from the police with the Brothers Under the Bridge...
22. instead of walking a straight line to prove he wasn't drunk, Bruce did The E Street Shuffle...
23. Bruce was stopped by a Highway Patrolman...
24. when asked where he was headed, Bruce told them he wanted them to meet him in Atlantic City...
25. Bruce was weaving down to the Badlands...
26. When they asked him to stop drinking, Bruce made them the Promise...
27. Bruce got pulled off just after he exited the Tunnel of Love...
28. Bruce tried to get away from the cops and hide in his Secret Garden...
29. When the police called for Bruce to give up he shouted: "No Surrender"...
30. When asked why he chose to be drinking and driving, Bruce told the police he just Gotta Get That Feeling...
31. Bruce said he was drinking the Spirit in the Night...
32. When he was busted for DUI, Bruce exclaimed "I’m Goin’ Down"...
33. When he was booked for DUI, the Sergeant said he was a fan, but disappointed, to which Bruce replied: "It’s Hard to Be a Saint in the City"...
34. When they stopped him for DUI, Bruce had one unfinished shot in his glass, he asked them to give it to his friend for him because Janey Needs a Shooter...
35.After they impounded his car for DUI and finished booking him, the police released Bruce on bail and told him he'd have to take Long Walk Home...
36....when Bruce asked them how was he going to do that, the police Sergent told him to Walk Like a Man...
37. When he was stopped, Bruce pulled his car over by the Factory...
38. When he was busted, Bruce exclaimed this was "My Beautiful Reward" for drinking and driving...
39. While waiting for bail in his cell after being busted for DUI, Bruce complained there was 57 Channels (And Nothin’ On)...


those are 100% original from the GoodOwl, folks! Thank you! Good night!

^^^ I cannot begin to describe how that is beyond impressive....as much as I never listened to that fkbag, I understood 'em all...

yeah, I'm still laughing and reading on E street....lmao...

well done, GO!!!

Jeepers, he United with the cops.

(02-10-2021 02:43 PM)49RFootballNow Wrote:  Was he driving a Jeep?

bwahahahahahahahahaha but muh unity!

Yea, I thought he was somewhere in Kansas wearing a cowboy hat and tooling around in an old CJ-5?

Why the frick is that guy driving himself around anyway? And I'd bet getting popped in NJ will be particularly painful. He won't notice of course, but I'm sure that's a tough State.

Bravo sir

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(02-10-2021 02:54 PM)stinkfist Wrote:  

(02-10-2021 02:41 PM)GoodOwl Wrote:  Bruce Springsteen arrested for DWI in New Jersey
February 10, 2021

1. Bruce's Days not so full of Glory anymore....
2. Bruce was Blinded by the Lights from the police car that busted him for DWI!...
3. Bruce was bombed in the USA (NJ to be exact)...
4. Bruce was going Down to the River to get wasted...
5. Bruce experienced Darkness on the Edge of Town when he was pulled over for DUI...
6. Bruce's Cadillac was Pink, but his Nose was Red from drinkin'...
7. Bruce was born to Run from the po-lice...
8. Bruce was Racing in the Street...
9. Bruce was Drinkin' in the Dark...
10. Bruce was on Thunderbird Road...
11. Bruce had a Hungry Heart and a Thirsty Palate...
12. Bruce had to Prove it all Night as they gave him a sobriety test...
13. Bruce thought he could get away with DUI because he was in His Hometown...
14. Bruce's DUI Incident was near 57th Street...
15. the police stopped Bruce from driving drunk because they didn't want him to have a Wreck on the Highway...
16.Bruce tried to evade the cops by taking the Backstreets...
17. when stopped for DUI, Bruce tried to use his Brilliant Disguise...
18. when asked how much he had had to drink, Bruce replied 'American Skin (41 Shots)'...
19. Bruce told the policeman he would only talk to a State Trooper...
20. the police asked Bruce if he was driving in a Stolen Car...
21. Bruce tried to get away and go hide from the police with the Brothers Under the Bridge...
22. instead of walking a straight line to prove he wasn't drunk, Bruce did The E Street Shuffle...
23. Bruce was stopped by a Highway Patrolman...
24. when asked where he was headed, Bruce told them he wanted them to meet him in Atlantic City...
25. Bruce was weaving down to the Badlands...
26. When they asked him to stop drinking, Bruce made them the Promise...
27. Bruce got pulled off just after he exited the Tunnel of Love...
28. Bruce tried to get away from the cops and hide in his Secret Garden...
29. When the police called for Bruce to give up he shouted: "No Surrender"...
30. When asked why he chose to be drinking and driving, Bruce told the police he just Gotta Get That Feeling...
31. Bruce said he was drinking the Spirit in the Night...
32. When he was busted for DUI, Bruce exclaimed "I’m Goin’ Down"...
33. When he was booked for DUI, the Sergeant said he was a fan, but disappointed, to which Bruce replied: "It’s Hard to Be a Saint in the City"...
34. When they stopped him for DUI, Bruce had one unfinished shot in his glass, he asked them to give it to his friend for him because Janey Needs a Shooter...
35.After they impounded his car for DUI and finished booking him, the police released Bruce on bail and told him he'd have to take Long Walk Home...
36....when Bruce asked them how was he going to do that, the police Sergent told him to Walk Like a Man...
37. When he was stopped, Bruce pulled his car over by the Factory...
38. When he was busted, Bruce exclaimed this was "My Beautiful Reward" for drinking and driving...
39. While waiting for bail in his cell after being busted for DUI, Bruce complained there was 57 Channels (And Nothin’ On)...


those are 100% original from the GoodOwl, folks! Thank you! Good night!

^^^ I cannot begin to describe how that is beyond impressive....as much as I never listened to that fkbag, I understood 'em all...

yeah, I'm still laughing and reading on E street....lmao...

well done, GO!!!

The fact that you came out of "retirement" for that post means a helluva lot to me. Thanks, Stink! & don't be too shy to pop up oncet in a whilez!