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ImaTiger · 03-10-2019 11:57 AM

Mods I know there will be lots of threads about the tourney but I feel this is an important Tiger Public Service Announcement.... maybe pin at the top?

For those at the game, when the opposing team shoots the ball if you scream such that your nearly blow a vein you can actually move the ball .0002 inches. If all 17k scream that means we can alter their shots 3.4 inches.

For those at home, when the opposing team shoots the ball if you scream at your TV such that your nearly rupture your layrnix you can actually move the ball .00002 inches. If all 170k scream that means we can alter their shots 3.4 inches.

This means that we can alter shots from the field by a conservative 6 inches. Since a hoop is 18inches in diameter, I sumize that means we can cut the 'from the field' (non layup & non dunk) shots by an avg of 10%. If they shoot 40% and half are layups/dunks then we reduce them to a 30% shooting team.

Everyone rest your throats and be prepared to do you duty.

snowtiger · 03-10-2019 01:58 PM

^^^ Best post evah.

Keeper · 03-10-2019 02:07 PM

Important thing to remember: don't blow a vein!

Sundanceuiuc · 03-10-2019 02:09 PM

I see no lies.

GottaHateUT · 03-10-2019 02:22 PM

Maybe everyone should shout from one side, and those on the opposite side should suck in. We’ve got to work together.

MemTigers1998 · 03-10-2019 02:26 PM

And please wear blue

snowtiger · 03-10-2019 03:27 PM

(03-10-2019 02:22 PM)GottaHateUT Wrote: Maybe everyone should shout from one side, and those on the opposite side should suck in. We’ve got to work together.

Interesting. I'm trying to figure out the physics of this.

bluecrew · 03-10-2019 04:13 PM

If one side is going to be blowing, and one side is going to be sucking, I might have to fly in for the tournament.

holyterror · 03-10-2019 04:20 PM

And if you can't be at the game, and you follow on MT.ORG, then TYPE IN ALL CAPS! IT HAS THE SAME EFFECT ON THE BALL!

Mimi · 03-10-2019 04:23 PM

Awesome thread.

Keeper · 03-10-2019 05:20 PM

Goes to show Tiger fans are ingenious.

Tigergary · 03-10-2019 05:29 PM

(03-10-2019 03:27 PM)snowtiger Wrote:
(03-10-2019 02:22 PM)GottaHateUT Wrote: Maybe everyone should shout from one side, and those on the opposite side should suck in. We’ve got to work together.

Interesting. I'm trying to figure out the physics of this.

I dont want to be on the suck side. Might swallow something.

snowtiger · 03-10-2019 05:36 PM

(03-10-2019 05:29 PM)Tigergary Wrote:
(03-10-2019 03:27 PM)snowtiger Wrote:
(03-10-2019 02:22 PM)GottaHateUT Wrote: Maybe everyone should shout from one side, and those on the opposite side should suck in. We’ve got to work together.

Interesting. I'm trying to figure out the physics of this.

I dont want to be on the suck side. Might swallow something.

Hmmmm...In the spirit of the game itself, the sides should switch at the half.

Unionman76 · 03-10-2019 05:50 PM

what if we blinked in unison

Tigergary · 03-10-2019 06:20 PM

(03-10-2019 05:50 PM)Unionman76 Wrote: what if we blinked in unison

Or..or we flush all the toilets at once? That should rattle the rim a little.

Mimi · 03-10-2019 06:36 PM

And it keeps getting better!

Tulane, going down.

snowtiger · 03-10-2019 06:36 PM

NBA rims are flush tested. They don't rattle.

Tigergary · 03-10-2019 06:45 PM

(03-10-2019 06:36 PM)snowtiger Wrote: NBA rims are flush tested. They don't rattle.

The toilets were empty.

snowtiger · 03-10-2019 06:46 PM

(03-10-2019 06:45 PM)Tigergary Wrote:
(03-10-2019 06:36 PM)snowtiger Wrote: NBA rims are flush tested. They don't rattle.

The toilets were empty.

Game changer indeed.

#testwasflawed

Tigergary · 03-10-2019 06:56 PM

(03-10-2019 06:46 PM)snowtiger Wrote:
(03-10-2019 06:45 PM)Tigergary Wrote:
(03-10-2019 06:36 PM)snowtiger Wrote: NBA rims are flush tested. They don't rattle.

The toilets were empty.

Game changer indeed.

#testwasflawed

#pregametacobell

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