USF vs Louisville - USF will net $1 million and if Lville cancels any games, USF gets $1 million. We also get guranteed ticket sales and Lville fans travel well. That game will have over 50K people at it and very well could end up above 60K. Everytime USF sells out Ray Jay we net revenue over $3 million and as high as $5 million depending on sales and such.

USF vs UF - USF nets $750K and if UF cancels we get $2.5 million. Home game will be a sellout, which means USF banks. Having a 66K seat stadium helps makes these one sided deals profitable.

USF vs Texas - USF nets $1 million and if Texas cancels its $2 million. Home game will be a sellout.

So we get paid $2.75 million for the 3 extra return games, we get the prestige of playing these P5 opponents, we get the increases SOS and we will end up making several million extra from the increased home attendance.

We also have Wisconsin, BYU, Gtech, and NC State all scheduled from 1 n 1s. Playing a few of these 2 for 1 deals against elite level opponents helps us get other P5 opponents to sign up. I am not going to say anything about UCF cause they have a different philosophy but I love these deals. Guranteed income and massive attendance increases. With the extra seat setup (which well need for texas and UF... and maybe Lville) we will have games seating 67K fans. Theres alot of money there.

(12-17-2018 03:38 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  USF vs Louisville - USF will net $1 million and if Lville cancels any games, USF gets $1 million. We also get guranteed ticket sales and Lville fans travel well. That game will have over 50K people at it and very well could end up above 60K. Everytime USF sells out Ray Jay we net revenue over $3 million and as high as $5 million depending on sales and such.

USF vs UF - USF nets $750K and if UF cancels we get $2.5 million. Home game will be a sellout, which means USF banks. Having a 66K seat stadium helps makes these one sided deals profitable.

USF vs Texas - USF nets $1 million and if Texas cancels its $2 million. Home game will be a sellout.

So we get paid $2.75 million for the 3 extra return games, we get the prestige of playing these P5 opponents, we get the increases SOS and we will end up making several million extra from the increased home attendance.

We also have Wisconsin, BYU, Gtech, and NC State all scheduled from 1 n 1s. Playing a few of these 2 for 1 deals against elite level opponents helps us get other P5 opponents to sign up. I am not going to say anything about UCF cause they have a different philosophy but I love these deals. Guranteed income and massive attendance increases. With the extra seat setup (which well need for texas and UF... and maybe Lville) we will have games seating 67K fans. Theres alot of money there.

I'm honestly NOT ripping on USF when I say this but I think it's 100% true: these teams are signing these 2 for 1's with USF, partially, because they view the game in Tampa as a "quasi" bowl game for their fans.

USF has been putting 20-30K max in a 66K stadium. Especially with UF, they know that they get 2 games in GVille and then essentially another home game in Tampa. Same for Texas.

It's good for USF still, I guess, because you guys make money this way. However this season and last season, UCF is making a fortune with home games. And these bozos have to play in a stadium where they'd have to face a legit "away game atmosphere" and not have their fans packing the place 50/50.

UF is run by a coward who ducked his way out of playing us in the Peach Bowl. He doesn't really want this 2-1 series and he won't get it, but even if we agreed, the NEXT requirement would be to have it at Camping World.

UCFs attendance this year will be around 44K. USFs was around 38K. Not a massive difference and when you consider that our "Rent" is considerably lower than you debt service, the income isnt that different. Now, you are right that we will have at least half the stadium sell out to our competition but on big games USF has always sold well when we have an opponent we care about. Our average attendance in the Big East was considerably higher. I think one year we averaged around 46-47K a game.

We get proceeds from sales in the stadium along with ticket sales. UF is purchasing 12K tickets (no they arent comped) and we make profit off that. Big time games we have had revenue over $5 million. Its a good deal for us.Our cut is a couple mill after all fees. So selling those extra 20,000 seats is worth it...

Now here is the real irony. UCF fans bashed USF for not scheduling them for a while. We were 4-0 against UCF and yall claimed we were ducking you, but in truth we just had a better offer to play miami. Better team and we made over double the money. I see UFs side. Why Schedule UCF. It benefits UCF not UF. They play an SEC schedule each year. They arent afraid, they just dont get enough upside unless its a 2 for 1.

In the end, USF is getting what we want, UF is getting what they want and USF will be on prime time all three games getting massive exposure and acclaim for taking on the big boys. UCF will continue to have a 70+ rated SOS and no matter how much you win, you wont have a shot at the playoff. I think yall missed an opportunity to call their bluff and play them.

Id rather give up some money and have the chance to add their pelt to our belt. We already got FSU. We got MIami. We went to South Bend an beat Notre Dame. I love collecting these wins cause I dont know many 20 year old programs that can claim that.

**** the money. Give me a chance to step in the ring and box. UCF can have their pride. Id rather have an opportunity.

Tell me this. If FIU came to UCF and asked for a 1 and 1, would you do it? How about FAU? They just got done winning CUSA. They were on a hot streak. Would you treat them as equals and schedule it or would you want a 2 for 1?

(12-17-2018 04:11 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  Tell me this. If FIU came to UCF and asked for a 1 and 1, would you do it? How about FAU? They just got done winning CUSA. They were on a hot streak. Would you treat them as equals and schedule it or would you want a 2 for 1?

We literally just finished a 1-1 series with FIU and are now playing a 1-1 series with FAU.

My God man.

(12-17-2018 04:09 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  UCFs attendance this year will be around 44K. USFs was around 38K. Not a massive difference and when you consider that our "Rent" is considerably lower than you debt service, the income isnt that different.

I didn't read anything beyond this initial statement since it's so incorrect.

UCF had over 44,000 fans (on average) IN the stadium every single game. Butt. In. Seats.

USF had 38K on paper. The actuals, which we have ready access to, show that USF was drawing in the 20's most of the season - often in the low 20's. In other words, at best, 50% of what UCF was drawing.

(12-17-2018 04:11 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  Tell me this. If FIU came to UCF and asked for a 1 and 1, would you do it? How about FAU? They just got done winning CUSA. They were on a hot streak. Would you treat them as equals and schedule it or would you want a 2 for 1?

2 for 1

P6 get 2 for 1 with the G4's

(12-17-2018 04:13 PM)The Knight Time Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:11 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  Tell me this. If FIU came to UCF and asked for a 1 and 1, would you do it? How about FAU? They just got done winning CUSA. They were on a hot streak. Would you treat them as equals and schedule it or would you want a 2 for 1?

We literally just finished a 1-1 series with FIU and are now playing a 1-1 series with FAU.

My God man.

and those series were signed up when? in 2015 when you went 0-12. (january 28th 2015 if you care to check) So again I ask, if they came to you now asking for a series, would you sign a 1v1?

btw, when someone is trying to have a friendly discussion, avoiding being a smartass is really a good way to keep people from thinking you are just a dick.

(12-17-2018 04:15 PM)The Knight Time Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:09 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  UCFs attendance this year will be around 44K. USFs was around 38K. Not a massive difference and when you consider that our "Rent" is considerably lower than you debt service, the income isnt that different.

I didn't read anything beyond this initial statement since it's so incorrect.

UCF had over 44,000 fans (on average) IN the stadium every single game. Butt. In. Seats.

USF had 38K on paper. The actuals, which we have ready access to, show that USF was drawing in the 20's most of the season - often in the low 20's. In other words, at best, 50% of what UCF was drawing.

38K seats were distributed. Unlike UCF our revenue and ticket sales are public record. You can feel free to check it... and no, you didnt sell out every game. My wife is a UCF alumni. There were plenty of holes on several games. We do this argument all you want if you care to ignore the real conversation but fortunately our bearcat friend has answered and at least stuck to the point of the thread.

(12-17-2018 04:20 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:15 PM)The Knight Time Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:09 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  UCFs attendance this year will be around 44K. USFs was around 38K. Not a massive difference and when you consider that our "Rent" is considerably lower than you debt service, the income isnt that different.

I didn't read anything beyond this initial statement since it's so incorrect.

UCF had over 44,000 fans (on average) IN the stadium every single game. Butt. In. Seats.

USF had 38K on paper. The actuals, which we have ready access to, show that USF was drawing in the 20's most of the season - often in the low 20's. In other words, at best, 50% of what UCF was drawing.

38K seats were paid for. Unlike UCF our revenue is public record. You can feel free to check it.

does that include seating in the Pirate ship? ARRGH me matees!

(12-17-2018 04:17 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:13 PM)The Knight Time Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:11 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  Tell me this. If FIU came to UCF and asked for a 1 and 1, would you do it? How about FAU? They just got done winning CUSA. They were on a hot streak. Would you treat them as equals and schedule it or would you want a 2 for 1?

We literally just finished a 1-1 series with FIU and are now playing a 1-1 series with FAU.

My God man.

and those series were signed up when? in 2015 when you went 0-12. So again I ask, if they came to you now asking for a series, would you sign a 1v1?

Dude, I'm not going to do your job for you. Stop living in total ignorance and just take 2 seconds to look something up before you start wildly speculating to support a total absurd viewpoint.

I know you're a USF brah but this is bad even for the cows.

We played FIU starting in 2011. Last I checked, 2011 comes before 2015.

The FAU series was signed in January 2015 following yet another UCF AAC title and 9 win season.

You seem to be wrong about most everything you comment on, but at least fake an attempt to know what you're talking about.

(12-17-2018 04:20 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:15 PM)The Knight Time Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:09 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  UCFs attendance this year will be around 44K. USFs was around 38K. Not a massive difference and when you consider that our "Rent" is considerably lower than you debt service, the income isnt that different.

I didn't read anything beyond this initial statement since it's so incorrect.

UCF had over 44,000 fans (on average) IN the stadium every single game. Butt. In. Seats.

USF had 38K on paper. The actuals, which we have ready access to, show that USF was drawing in the 20's most of the season - often in the low 20's. In other words, at best, 50% of what UCF was drawing.

38K seats were distributed. Unlike UCF our revenue and ticket sales are public record. You can feel free to check it... and no, you didnt sell out every game. My wife is a UCF alumni. There were plenty of holes on several games. We do this argument all you want if you care to ignore the real conversation but fortunately our bearcat friend has answered and at least stuck to the point of the thread.

Our public record is the fact that photos exist showing that our stadium was at 95%+ capacity for every single game this year, including 3 hard sell outs.

(12-17-2018 04:17 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:13 PM)The Knight Time Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:11 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  Tell me this. If FIU came to UCF and asked for a 1 and 1, would you do it? How about FAU? They just got done winning CUSA. They were on a hot streak. Would you treat them as equals and schedule it or would you want a 2 for 1?

We literally just finished a 1-1 series with FIU and are now playing a 1-1 series with FAU.

My God man.

and those series were signed up when? in 2015 when you went 0-12. (january 28th 2015 if you care to check) So again I ask, if they came to you now asking for a series, would you sign a 1v1?

btw, when someone is trying to have a friendly discussion, avoiding being a smartass is really a good way to keep people from thinking you are just a dick.

I think our philosophy has been FCS, G4 Home and Away, and two P6 home and away.

So yeah probably love to alternate FAU and FIU at least sometimes.

(12-17-2018 04:23 PM)The Knight Time Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:17 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:13 PM)The Knight Time Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:11 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  Tell me this. If FIU came to UCF and asked for a 1 and 1, would you do it? How about FAU? They just got done winning CUSA. They were on a hot streak. Would you treat them as equals and schedule it or would you want a 2 for 1?

We literally just finished a 1-1 series with FIU and are now playing a 1-1 series with FAU.

My God man.

and those series were signed up when? in 2015 when you went 0-12. So again I ask, if they came to you now asking for a series, would you sign a 1v1?

Dude, I'm not going to do your job for you. Stop living in total ignorance and just take 2 seconds to look something up before you start wildly speculating to support a total absurd viewpoint.

I know you're a USF brah but this is bad even for the cows.

We played FIU starting in 2011. Last I checked, 2011 comes before 2015.

The FAU series was signed in January 2015 following yet another UCF AAC title and 9 win season.

You seem to be wrong about most everything you comment on, but at least fake an attempt to know what you're talking about.

Ok, I guess I will break this down for you. I thought I was speaking with a graduate. Excuse me.

The premise of my question oh dear slow one is that, now, in this very moment would you sign a 1 v 1 with FAU?

Yes, I know you signed deals in the past. In 2015 I expect you would have signed deals with many teams considering the state of your program. As of right now, you believe that you are too good to accept a 2 for 1 with UF, so I ask you if you truly believe in equality and fair chances, since you are too good to play UF a 2-1, would you again sign FAU to a 1v1?

Are you understanding now, or do I need to draw something up?

(12-17-2018 04:25 PM)KNIGHTTIME Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:17 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:13 PM)The Knight Time Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:11 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  Tell me this. If FIU came to UCF and asked for a 1 and 1, would you do it? How about FAU? They just got done winning CUSA. They were on a hot streak. Would you treat them as equals and schedule it or would you want a 2 for 1?

We literally just finished a 1-1 series with FIU and are now playing a 1-1 series with FAU.

My God man.

and those series were signed up when? in 2015 when you went 0-12. (january 28th 2015 if you care to check) So again I ask, if they came to you now asking for a series, would you sign a 1v1?

btw, when someone is trying to have a friendly discussion, avoiding being a smartass is really a good way to keep people from thinking you are just a dick.

I think our philosophy has been FCS, G4 Home and Away, and two P6 home and away.

So yeah probably love to alternate FAU and FIU at least sometimes.

Thank you for the straight up answer. I think you may be the exception when it comes to UCF fans. Most think they are too good to do 2 for 1 with UF but then they would also not do a 1 for 1 with FAU now.

My point, which your other similarly named comrade missed, is that if you are too good for one then you shouldnt be too good for the other.

btw, this is one area I think yall should change. No more FCS. Your program is better than that. USF has stopped scheduling FCS unless its an emergency. We had a game bought out next year, so we had to get a quick game and bought an FCS but outside of that, we have none scheduled in the future. UCF should go all in on the FBS only movement.

(12-17-2018 04:27 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:23 PM)The Knight Time Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:17 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:13 PM)The Knight Time Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:11 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  Tell me this. If FIU came to UCF and asked for a 1 and 1, would you do it? How about FAU? They just got done winning CUSA. They were on a hot streak. Would you treat them as equals and schedule it or would you want a 2 for 1?

We literally just finished a 1-1 series with FIU and are now playing a 1-1 series with FAU.

My God man.

and those series were signed up when? in 2015 when you went 0-12. So again I ask, if they came to you now asking for a series, would you sign a 1v1?

Dude, I'm not going to do your job for you. Stop living in total ignorance and just take 2 seconds to look something up before you start wildly speculating to support a total absurd viewpoint.

I know you're a USF brah but this is bad even for the cows.

We played FIU starting in 2011. Last I checked, 2011 comes before 2015.

The FAU series was signed in January 2015 following yet another UCF AAC title and 9 win season.

You seem to be wrong about most everything you comment on, but at least fake an attempt to know what you're talking about.

Ok, I guess I will break this down for you. I thought I was speaking with a graduate. Excuse me.

The premise of my question oh dear slow one is that, now, in this very moment would you sign a 1 v 1 with FAU?

Yes, I know you signed deals in the past. In 2015 I expect you would have signed deals with many teams considering the state of your program. As of right now, you believe that you are too good to accept a 2 for 1 with UF, so I ask you if you truly believe in equality and fair chances, since you are too good to play UF a 2-1, would you again sign FAU to a 1v1?

Are you understanding now, or do I need to draw something up?

So basically, you get everything wrong with misguided assumptions, so this is your attempt to backtrack out of the hole you've dug.

It's already been answered but slower for you: sure. We played FIU 4 times on a 1-1 basis and continued after winning our first NY6 bowl game. I'm sure Danny White would sign another 1-1 with FAU if it's good for both teams. It's an away game every other year in a part of FL where there are tons of UCF alumni.

Now, is there anything else you wish to declare as fact that I must correct?

(12-17-2018 04:32 PM)The Knight Time Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:27 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:23 PM)The Knight Time Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:17 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:13 PM)The Knight Time Wrote:  

We literally just finished a 1-1 series with FIU and are now playing a 1-1 series with FAU.

My God man.

and those series were signed up when? in 2015 when you went 0-12. So again I ask, if they came to you now asking for a series, would you sign a 1v1?

Dude, I'm not going to do your job for you. Stop living in total ignorance and just take 2 seconds to look something up before you start wildly speculating to support a total absurd viewpoint.

I know you're a USF brah but this is bad even for the cows.

We played FIU starting in 2011. Last I checked, 2011 comes before 2015.

The FAU series was signed in January 2015 following yet another UCF AAC title and 9 win season.

You seem to be wrong about most everything you comment on, but at least fake an attempt to know what you're talking about.

Ok, I guess I will break this down for you. I thought I was speaking with a graduate. Excuse me.

The premise of my question oh dear slow one is that, now, in this very moment would you sign a 1 v 1 with FAU?

Yes, I know you signed deals in the past. In 2015 I expect you would have signed deals with many teams considering the state of your program. As of right now, you believe that you are too good to accept a 2 for 1 with UF, so I ask you if you truly believe in equality and fair chances, since you are too good to play UF a 2-1, would you again sign FAU to a 1v1?

Are you understanding now, or do I need to draw something up?

So basically, you get everything wrong with misguided assumptions, so this is your attempt to backtrack out of the hole you've dug.

It's already been answered but slower for you: sure. We played FIU 4 times on a 1-1 basis and continued after winning our first NY6 bowl game. I'm sure Danny White would sign another 1-1 with FAU if it's good for both teams. It's an away game every other year in a part of FL where there are tons of UCF alumni.

Now, is there anything else you wish to declare as fact that I must correct?

You still arent getting it but thats ok. Bless your little heart. Ill speak to the other UCF fan. He seems a bit more up to speed and intelligent.

(12-17-2018 04:35 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:32 PM)The Knight Time Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:27 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:23 PM)The Knight Time Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:17 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  and those series were signed up when? in 2015 when you went 0-12. So again I ask, if they came to you now asking for a series, would you sign a 1v1?

Dude, I'm not going to do your job for you. Stop living in total ignorance and just take 2 seconds to look something up before you start wildly speculating to support a total absurd viewpoint.

I know you're a USF brah but this is bad even for the cows.

We played FIU starting in 2011. Last I checked, 2011 comes before 2015.

The FAU series was signed in January 2015 following yet another UCF AAC title and 9 win season.

You seem to be wrong about most everything you comment on, but at least fake an attempt to know what you're talking about.

Ok, I guess I will break this down for you. I thought I was speaking with a graduate. Excuse me.

The premise of my question oh dear slow one is that, now, in this very moment would you sign a 1 v 1 with FAU?

Yes, I know you signed deals in the past. In 2015 I expect you would have signed deals with many teams considering the state of your program. As of right now, you believe that you are too good to accept a 2 for 1 with UF, so I ask you if you truly believe in equality and fair chances, since you are too good to play UF a 2-1, would you again sign FAU to a 1v1?

Are you understanding now, or do I need to draw something up?

So basically, you get everything wrong with misguided assumptions, so this is your attempt to backtrack out of the hole you've dug.

It's already been answered but slower for you: sure. We played FIU 4 times on a 1-1 basis and continued after winning our first NY6 bowl game. I'm sure Danny White would sign another 1-1 with FAU if it's good for both teams. It's an away game every other year in a part of FL where there are tons of UCF alumni.

Now, is there anything else you wish to declare as fact that I must correct?

You still arent getting it but thats ok. Bless your little heart. Ill speak to the other UCF fan. He seems a bit more up to speed and intelligent.

You ask a hypothetical "yes or no" question, I answer "yes", and yet you somehow still can't comprehend the answer.

(12-17-2018 04:37 PM)The Knight Time Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:35 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:32 PM)The Knight Time Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:27 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:23 PM)The Knight Time Wrote:  Dude, I'm not going to do your job for you. Stop living in total ignorance and just take 2 seconds to look something up before you start wildly speculating to support a total absurd viewpoint.

I know you're a USF brah but this is bad even for the cows.

We played FIU starting in 2011. Last I checked, 2011 comes before 2015.

The FAU series was signed in January 2015 following yet another UCF AAC title and 9 win season.

You seem to be wrong about most everything you comment on, but at least fake an attempt to know what you're talking about.

Ok, I guess I will break this down for you. I thought I was speaking with a graduate. Excuse me.

The premise of my question oh dear slow one is that, now, in this very moment would you sign a 1 v 1 with FAU?

Yes, I know you signed deals in the past. In 2015 I expect you would have signed deals with many teams considering the state of your program. As of right now, you believe that you are too good to accept a 2 for 1 with UF, so I ask you if you truly believe in equality and fair chances, since you are too good to play UF a 2-1, would you again sign FAU to a 1v1?

Are you understanding now, or do I need to draw something up?

So basically, you get everything wrong with misguided assumptions, so this is your attempt to backtrack out of the hole you've dug.

It's already been answered but slower for you: sure. We played FIU 4 times on a 1-1 basis and continued after winning our first NY6 bowl game. I'm sure Danny White would sign another 1-1 with FAU if it's good for both teams. It's an away game every other year in a part of FL where there are tons of UCF alumni.

Now, is there anything else you wish to declare as fact that I must correct?

You still arent getting it but thats ok. Bless your little heart. Ill speak to the other UCF fan. He seems a bit more up to speed and intelligent.

You ask a hypothetical "yes or no" question, I answer "yes", and yet you somehow still can't comprehend the answer.

Good job *tussles hair*, you did real good with your one word answer. Where shall I put the sticker?

Again, ill stick with talking to the other UCF fan. He seems like... not a dick and gets to the point without me having to lead him to water. Ya know, big boy talk. Now scurry off.

(12-17-2018 04:40 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:37 PM)The Knight Time Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:35 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:32 PM)The Knight Time Wrote:  

(12-17-2018 04:27 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  Ok, I guess I will break this down for you. I thought I was speaking with a graduate. Excuse me.

The premise of my question oh dear slow one is that, now, in this very moment would you sign a 1 v 1 with FAU?

Yes, I know you signed deals in the past. In 2015 I expect you would have signed deals with many teams considering the state of your program. As of right now, you believe that you are too good to accept a 2 for 1 with UF, so I ask you if you truly believe in equality and fair chances, since you are too good to play UF a 2-1, would you again sign FAU to a 1v1?

Are you understanding now, or do I need to draw something up?

So basically, you get everything wrong with misguided assumptions, so this is your attempt to backtrack out of the hole you've dug.

It's already been answered but slower for you: sure. We played FIU 4 times on a 1-1 basis and continued after winning our first NY6 bowl game. I'm sure Danny White would sign another 1-1 with FAU if it's good for both teams. It's an away game every other year in a part of FL where there are tons of UCF alumni.

Now, is there anything else you wish to declare as fact that I must correct?

You still arent getting it but thats ok. Bless your little heart. Ill speak to the other UCF fan. He seems a bit more up to speed and intelligent.

You ask a hypothetical "yes or no" question, I answer "yes", and yet you somehow still can't comprehend the answer.

Good job *tussles hair*, you did real good with your one word answer. Where shall I put the sticker?

Again, ill stick with talking to the other UCF fan. He seems like... not a dick and gets to the point without me having to lead him to water. Ya know, big boy talk. Now scurry off.

You tried to imply that we wouldn't schedule FIU or FAU on a 1-1 basis and got caught with your pants around your ankles when it was made apparent that we're in the middle of a 1-1 right now.

You then tried to assert that we only made these 1-1 deals "during our 2015 season" because we were so desperate or something, and then that was revealed to be utterly false and literally plucked from the sky by you.

I was just trying to keep up with how many factually incorrect things you were going to assert about UCF while trying to keep your narrative alive.