I don't think Anthony Miller does right now, though. Giannotto is our beat writer.
Mark Giannottoā€¸
@mgiannotto
Memphis WR Anthony Miller said he didn't understand not being a Biletnikoff Award finalist: "These next few teams, I'm going to take my anger out on them."
9:13 AM - 21 Nov 2017
(11-22-2017 05:23 AM)TripleA Wrote: Somehow, this thread isn't exactly the same as the war on I-4 thread.
Unlike Pirate fans, some USF fans actually believe they will win.
Pirates win scenarios:
1. Memphis team bus is hijacked on the way to the stadium by disgruntled faculty member. Memphis forfeits. (Not to worry, team is later found safely hanging out at a bar in Ohio)
2. Entire Memphis team is taken to heaven, leaving Pirates behind. Memphis forfeits.
3. Another hurricane mysteriously appears. Game is cancelled. Pirates claim a divine intervention victory.
4. Pirates actually win, just like Kim Jong Il hit a hole-in-one the first time he played golf.
(11-22-2017 05:23 AM)TripleA Wrote: Somehow, this thread isn't exactly the same as the war on I-4 thread.
Unlike Pirate fans, some USF fans actually believe they will win.
Pirates win scenarios:
1. Memphis team bus is hijacked on the way to the stadium by disgruntled faculty member. Memphis forfeits. (Not to worry, team is later found safely hanging out at a bar in Ohio)
2. Entire Memphis team is taken to heaven, leaving Pirates behind. Memphis forfeits.
3. Another hurricane mysteriously appears. Game is cancelled. Pirates claim a divine intervention victory.
4. Pirates actually win, just like Kim Jong Il hit a hole-in-one the first time he played golf.
5. Quo gains access to the Memphis pre-game meal, contaminates all the food, and everyone gets violently ill. That way, if USF beats UCF, then USF can host the CCG.
(This post was last modified: 11-22-2017 09:06 AM by TripleA.)
(11-22-2017 05:23 AM)TripleA Wrote: Somehow, this thread isn't exactly the same as the war on I-4 thread.
Unlike Pirate fans, some USF fans actually believe they will win.
Pirates win scenarios:
1. Memphis team bus is hijacked on the way to the stadium by disgruntled faculty member. Memphis forfeits. (Not to worry, team is later found safely hanging out at a bar in Ohio)
2. Entire Memphis team is taken to heaven, leaving Pirates behind. Memphis forfeits.
3. Another hurricane mysteriously appears. Game is cancelled. Pirates claim a divine intervention victory.
4. Pirates actually win, just like Kim Jong Il hit a hole-in-one the first time he played golf.
5. Quo gains access to the Memphis pre-game meal, contaminates all the food, and everyone gets violently ill. That way, if USF beats UCF, then USF can host the CCG.
(11-22-2017 05:23 AM)TripleA Wrote: Somehow, this thread isn't exactly the same as the war on I-4 thread.
Unlike Pirate fans, some USF fans actually believe they will win.
Pirates win scenarios:
1. Memphis team bus is hijacked on the way to the stadium by disgruntled faculty member. Memphis forfeits. (Not to worry, team is later found safely hanging out at a bar in Ohio)
2. Entire Memphis team is taken to heaven, leaving Pirates behind. Memphis forfeits.
3. Another hurricane mysteriously appears. Game is cancelled. Pirates claim a divine intervention victory.
4. Pirates actually win, just like Kim Jong Il hit a hole-in-one the first time he played golf.
But Kim Jong Un did hit a hit in one the first time he golfed. Of course the hole was the crater created by one of his nuclear test. Easy target!