This is the one and only True Razorback Test
This test is designed to see if you are a true Razorback, or just a simple UA fan. If you bleed Razorback red, or if you just pull for the HOGS with your voice and not your heart and soul.
Developed by a panel of the finest true-blooded Razorbacks around, we have found this test to be the most accurate, precise way of determining the men from the boys... or ladies from the girls.
With that being said, UA posters and readers... take it and see.
WPS
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The True Razorback Test
*Add up the points as you go along. Your score will determine your status as either a true Razorback, or a simple wanna-be. And by the way, honesty does count here. If you make up your point totals to say you're a true Razorback, it will come and bite you on the ****** in the end.
Part I - Spirit
If you know the exact words to the following songs, give yourself the following pts.
* Arkansas Fight Song - 2 pts.
* Arkansas Victory Song - 3 pts
* Arkansas Alma Mater - 5 pts.
If you don't know the words to any of those songs, subtract 3 pts. Subtract 2 more pts if the song you don't know is the fight song.
If you can call the HOGS correctly, give yourself 1 pt. If you can't, you FAIL. NOW. LEAVE!!!
If you have season tickets to any sport besides football..you get 2 pts per sport. For football, Fayetteville's are 2 pts, Little Rock's are 2 points, and add an extra pt if you have both.
If you know what our mascot was BEFORE it was the Razorbacks, give yourself 3 pts.
If you've been seen on the Pig Screen, give yourself 2 pts.
*MEN ONLY If you've ever whistled at the Pom Squad, give yourself 1 pt. If you haven't, deduct 4 pts and ask yourself what's wrong with you?
If you've ever caught anything from the box seats at Baum Stadium, give yourself 2 pts. If it's a shirt from an RBI girl...add another 2 pts.
For every different sport you've watched the HOGS play (live), you get 2 pts. Women's sports, give yourself 3 because it takes more energy to sit through a women's event.
If you pull for any other team in the SEC, take away 5 points. If it's in the West, take away another 10 points. The only exception is Florida, since our official honorary Razorback is a Gator fan.
If you pull for any OOC team, take away 2 points for each team
If you pull for stAte, take away 20 points. Seriously, that's a big no-no
If you pull for OU, take away 50 points
If you pull for aTm, also 50 points
If you pull for Tex-A$$ - you FAIL. Lose 500 points and get lost
Part II - Knowledge
If you know the "Voice of the Razorbacks" for the following sports, give yourself the following..
Football - 2 pts
Basketball - 2 pts
Baseball - 3 pts.
If you know the name of the ESPN announcer who does several hoops games for ARSN, give yourself 1 pt.
If you know the color that cardinal red defeated when the student body voted on school colors, give yourself 3 pts and a pat on the back for knowing your history.
If you know the year we won the nat'l title in football, give yourself 1 pt. If you don't, subtract 10 pts. and think about whether you want to finish this or not.
If you know the team we beat to win the nat'l title, another pt. Subtract 2 if you don't know.
If you know the SCORE of that game, give yourself 2 pts. Subtract 1 if you don't know.
Give yourself 1 point for each of the 6 final four years that UA was there that you know about.
If you know the year we won the nat'l title in hoops, give yourself 1 pt. 10 pts off again if you have no idea. No points for the team and score cause it's so recent, you better know it.
If you know how many nat'l titles we've won in track and field...give yourself a triple crown (aka 3 pts.) If you don't know, you lose 5 pts.
If you know what happened with the HOGS on Jan. 1st, 2000..give yourself 2 pts. If you don't, again you fail the test. Subtract 21 points and leave now.
If you know the team we STILL hate the most, 2 pts. If you don't...you will by this season and you'll lose 6 pts then.
If you know the name of the trophy we won last Nov., you get 2 points. Take away 2 if you forgot it.
Part III - Association (aka the big stuff)
If you are a CURRENT student or alumnus of the UA... 20 points
If you're an incoming freshman.. you don't get the 20 pts above..you get 10 pts.
If you belong to the TROUGH student section or UA Alumni Association ... 20 more points
*YOU MUST HAVE TROUGH SHIRT OR UA ALUM CARD AS PROOF. FRESHMAN WHO CLAIM THIS..YOU DO NOT GET THE POINTS!!!!!!!
If you belong to the Razorback Foundation.... 15 more points
If you convert a fan of an OOC school to a HOG fan... 3 points
If you're planning to attend the UA... 5 points for a wise decision
If you're from the state and attend any other school besides UA...take away 15 points
If you attend any school in any neighboring state... take away another 10 points
If it's OU or Univ. of Texas, take away another 20 points and really, give it up!
If you are currently dating a female/male of the UA... 10 points for your excellent taste
If you are dating a student or alum NOT from the UA... take away 25 points unless...
*The female/male is accepted by TROUGH members, Razorback Club members, or at least 45 REALLY AVID HOG fans. In this case, acceptance by the best of the best will cancel out the deductions. Oh yeah, and this is IN PERSON too. Acceptance via online does NOT count!!!
*The female is Anna Kournikova or any BOTD..in which case you forget the 25 pt deduction and add 15 pts for being the man
*The female is Gabi, who has for over 2 years been officially deemed an honorary Razorback.
If you are related to Frank Broyles... you win..automatic true Razorback.
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Add up your points to get one final score
The Ratings Chart
120 + ... Leaders of the HOG nation
115-120... members of the HOG nation
110-115 ... true Razorback...congrats
100-110.... avid Razorbacks fan, but not 100% true yet
95-100... strong fan
90-95... good fan
80-90 ... partial HOGfan that needs some UA inspiration
50-80... we're just one of many... you got things to learn yet
0-50... don't claim allegiance with us
below 0... you are OWNED, sucka
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