sergeant schultz is gone
you blew your wad more than once
payback is a b_tch

(09-28-2017 07:20 PM)Moody Magic Wrote:  assuming he/she joined 6/1/05, that is an average of 8.29 posts per day for over twleve years. Impressive, or incredibly, incredibly sad?

That haiku is terrible. You should be ashamed of yourself.

(09-28-2017 08:09 PM)DefCONNOne Wrote:  

(09-28-2017 07:20 PM)Moody Magic Wrote:  assuming he/she joined 6/1/05, that is an average of 8.29 posts per day for over twleve years. Impressive, or incredibly, incredibly sad?

That haiku is terrible. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Fair point on the haiku.. Should UConn, the four time national championships, be ashamed of the all-time hoops record against SMU of 2-7 (0-4 at Moody)?

(09-28-2017 08:48 PM)Moody Magic Wrote:  

(09-28-2017 08:09 PM)DefCONNOne Wrote:  

(09-28-2017 07:20 PM)Moody Magic Wrote:  assuming he/she joined 6/1/05, that is an average of 8.29 posts per day for over twleve years. Impressive, or incredibly, incredibly sad?

That haiku is terrible. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Fair point on the haiku.. Should UConn, the four time national championships, be ashamed of the all-time hoops record against SMU of 2-7 (0-4 at Moody)?

Another bad haiku

(09-28-2017 04:28 PM)PlainTiger Wrote:  If Louisville Cards
Were playing against Russia
I'd root for Russia

Big Jack would be proud.

Hookers weren't enough
Your house of Cards has fallen
Prison time for Rick

Girl 6 to U6
Dirty Jurich and slick Rick
Cardinal deep six

(09-29-2017 07:11 AM)CougarRed Wrote:  Girl 6 to U6
Dirty Jurich and slick Rick
Cardinal deep six

Nice

(09-28-2017 08:52 PM)KNIGHTTIME Wrote:  

(09-28-2017 08:48 PM)Moody Magic Wrote:  

(09-28-2017 08:09 PM)DefCONNOne Wrote:  

(09-28-2017 07:20 PM)Moody Magic Wrote:  assuming he/she joined 6/1/05, that is an average of 8.29 posts per day for over twleve years. Impressive, or incredibly, incredibly sad?

That haiku is terrible. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Fair point on the haiku.. Should UConn, the four time national championships, be ashamed of the all-time hoops record against SMU of 2-7 (0-4 at Moody)?

Another bad haiku

Bad form all around
Keep it up, you'll get a pound
Now that's a good sound

We should be nicer to our former conference mates as their feelings are being hurt.

Cheated to rise up
Coach 2 was always filthy
I will enjoy this

(09-29-2017 07:29 AM)Pony94 Wrote:  We should be nicer to our former conference mates as their feelings are being hurt.

What is it with you SMU people? Do they not teach you how to write haiku's?

Crum and Pitino
What a garbage hoops program
Death penalty now

U6 in P5
Cheating keeps the dream alive
Dream is now nightmare

Not interested.
Here's a large cash deposit...
Hey, Cards Forever!

Affairs, abortions
Hookers, shoes, motorcycles
Guido Cardinals

the Cards love to cheat
thought that nothing would happen
SMU thought the same

I'm trying out a new form of haiku consisting of 5 lines. The 1st, 2nd and 5th lines must rhyme and consist of 7 to 10 syllables while the 3rd and 4th lines blah blah blah blah blah

There once was a coach named Slick Rick
Though his antics might make you feel sick
He knew nothing of hoes
Breathing under his nose
But the money, now that was the trick!

Clinton and Lewinsky have shown
What Pitino must surely have known
That an intern is cheaper
Than a high-flying leaper
Given the choice of how to be blown

Cheaters gonna cheat
No one is that surprised
Coach 2 can kiss his job goodbye