Hello There, Guest! (LoginRegister)

Post Reply 
Issues in Mike Houston's Coaching
Author Message
Bookmark and Share
Dukester Offline
1st String
*

Posts: 2,023
Joined: Apr 2013
Reputation: 21
I Root For: JMU
Location:
Post: #11
RE: Issues in Mike Houston's Coaching
(09-04-2017 06:47 PM)olderduke Wrote:  Wtf would you start this?

Sent from my SM-G900V using CSNbbs mobile app

04-cheers05-mafia01-lauramac2
09-04-2017 08:03 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Dukes94 Offline
2nd String
*

Posts: 331
Joined: Apr 2013
Reputation: 8
I Root For: James Madison
Location: Roanoke, VA
Post: #12
RE: Issues in Mike Houston's Coaching
My biggest issue with Mike Houston is that he's not also coaching men's basketball.
09-04-2017 08:45 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
bjk3047 Offline
Special Teams
*

Posts: 889
Joined: Apr 2013
Reputation: 10
I Root For: JMU DUKES.
Location:
Post: #13
RE: Issues in Mike Houston's Coaching
Mike Houston should've locked the damn gates on his way out to ECU -- with HolyCityDuke on the inside.
09-04-2017 09:56 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
5000DOLLARBILL Offline
2nd String
*

Posts: 464
Joined: Mar 2013
Reputation: 2
I Root For: JMU
Location:
Post: #14
RE: Issues in Mike Houston's Coaching
Concerning that it was only 7 -0 at the half. Need to coach that up.
09-04-2017 10:09 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Longhorn Offline
All American
*

Posts: 4,098
Joined: Oct 2012
Reputation: 22
I Root For: JMU
Location:
Post: #15
RE: Issues in Mike Houston's Coaching
(09-04-2017 09:56 PM)bjk3047 Wrote:  Mike Houston should've locked the damn gates on his way out to ECU -- with HolyCityDuke on the inside.

03-lmfao Yep.
09-04-2017 10:39 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
JMUalum07 Offline
Water Engineer
*

Posts: 24
Joined: Dec 2016
Reputation: 0
I Root For: JMU
Location:
Post: #16
RE: Issues in Mike Houston's Coaching
(09-04-2017 08:45 PM)Dukes94 Wrote:  My biggest issue with Mike Houston is that he's not also coaching men's basketball.

+1
09-04-2017 11:18 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
2Buck Offline
1st String
*

Posts: 1,486
Joined: Mar 2014
Reputation: 43
I Root For: James Madison
Location: Big pile of CAA-CAA
Post: #17
RE: Issues in Mike Houston's Coaching
(09-04-2017 08:45 PM)Dukes94 Wrote:  My biggest issue with Mike Houston is that he's not also coaching men's basketball.

+1

I have a whole bunch of other issues with Mr. Houston, but I'm okay with him staying on as long as he starts with the following:

1. Needs to stop allowing his pre-game speeches to be recorded. Instead he call allow them to record him describing the animal shapes of his pre-game poos.

2. Needs to start wearing T-shirts that say things like "Offer me a job and I'll shoot your dog" and "I'm not sure I'd like to move again, it took me 2 months to relocate all those bodies".

3. During games, any time a camera's on him he needs to be shown consulting the invisible friend that lives in his pants, about which play to call. Every so often he needs to argue with his friend, including, but not limited to, smacking him while screaming "Bad boy! You're such a naughty boy!"

4. Press conferences need to be held in his car as he hits up Alger's and Bourne's houses with drive-by eggings, and ding-dong-ditches King.

5. He should require all interview requests be written in Sanskrit on a maxipad, and be accompanied by $50,000 in Canadian nickels.
09-04-2017 11:48 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
JMU08 Offline
Special Teams
*

Posts: 773
Joined: Oct 2012
Reputation: 6
I Root For: JMU
Location:
Post: #18
RE: Issues in Mike Houston's Coaching
I guess everyone likes "Deyukes" now... 05-stirthepot05-stirthepot05-stirthepot
09-05-2017 08:05 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
WeThePurple Offline
Water Engineer
*

Posts: 66
Joined: Apr 2013
Reputation: 3
I Root For: JMU
Location:
Post: #19
RE: Issues in Mike Houston's Coaching
This is the exact reason I've been staying away from these boards. Was this comment just meant to stir the pot? I hope this is sarcasm!


(09-04-2017 07:51 PM)Hart Foundation Wrote:  Everybody loves a winner. If/when the Dukes lose some games there will be some commentary for sure. The only thing that irked me the other night was a Mickey Matthews-esque burnt timeout immediately after a change of possession. For whatever reason he kept Schor on the sideline untIl about 15 seconds left on the play clock. Schor rushed onto the field and had to call a timeout because he couldn't get the snap off after making his reads.

That is an inexcusable mental blunder of which we have seen far fewer times since Mickey got fired.
09-05-2017 09:44 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
JMad03 Online
1st String
*

Posts: 2,466
Joined: Mar 2013
Reputation: 16
I Root For: James Madison
Location: Radford, VA
Post: #20
RE: Issues in Mike Houston's Coaching
He's winning so much so quickly we may have him for less time. That's the biggest issue I have.
09-05-2017 09:48 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Post Reply 




User(s) browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)


Copyright © 2002-2017 Collegiate Sports Nation Bulletin Board System (CSNbbs), All Rights Reserved.
CSNbbs is an independent fan site and is in no way affiliated to the NCAA or any of the schools and conferences it represents.
This site monetizes links. FTC Disclosure.
Powered By MyBB, © 2002-2017 MyBB Group.